Nobody explained the acronym! Integrated Services Digital Network.
Unless you're right out in the sticks, you still might be able to get ADSL. You just need to be within 5 miles of your local exchange, with your local exchange upgraded. Don't discount it until you do some research, because you might find most of the area you are in are without broadband, but your local exchange has been upgraded. There are also wireless services these days that operate in large areas that are without conventional line based broadband. In my village, we are broadbandless (too far away from the exchange) but can get it wirelessly through a wireless router network which connects to a central backbone somewhere. A similar thing might be operating where you are, but chances are probably slim.
However, one sure fire way to work quicker than dial-up is to use carrier pigeons, smoke signals, runners, or small japanese flag signal boys. All are about a million times quicker than dial-up *KICKS HIS FRICKEN MODEM*