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Geek Culture / The worlds most hard to understand topic:- Girls

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Wiggett
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 15:23
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you calling me a dumbass konrad sure i did try and set up a 23 yr old virgin guy by droppin hints when int eh prescence of both of them, then uh, about a week later was havign tickle fights with teh girl on the couch watchign videos at my house, then of course she said she wants to go out with me so i did for about a month or so then she gave me glandular fever. I guess in a way I took a bullet for the 23yr old guy. did i mention it was at his birthday party that I met her and she kept grabbing me to go dance with her (we was at a night club). damn im the smoothest pirate on these boards, so smooth that i infact must go pay my internet bill. shazbot.


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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bah- im really depressed atm- ive fallen out with my entire family- maybe i should save this girl for a later date, sigh... was lookin forward to today too... maybe if i tried letting my stress out at the school gym and see how i am after- neways, wish me teh luck

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Wiggett
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 17:39
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well good luck, but seriously i was hung up on a damn fine lookin girl at school, never really spoke to her even though she was in my class, when i did speak to her, i found out she wasn't what i was after. so take easy steps.


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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she werent in school today anyway

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Dodo
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actually, girls are evil because:

girls=time+money^2

:. girls-time = money^2
:. girls-time = all evil (money is the root of all evil)
:. girls = time+evil

:. girls = evil(look at the time go!)



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Sparda
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 13:52
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No, I was just making a generalization. I'm sorry, but it really is true.


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Wiggett
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 15:19
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girls aren't particularly evil, only the ones that look attractive enough to date.


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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tru tru, they know how attractive they are so take full advantage.

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BearCDPOLD
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I find there are hot girls as in you are sexually attracted to them. Then there are girls you are attracted to because you love their personality. It's a nice rare find if you come across a girl with both traits, take advantage of the opportunity!

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Wiggett
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 16:36 Edited at: 12th Oct 2004 16:39
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hell no don't fall for it ice cold, they are the dangerous ones. stick with beautiful but only like them for that. and don't pay attention to the ugly ones. yep, stick with me and you'll go far.

nah for the el goorfster go atleast introduce urself to thi sgirl, of course don't just walk up ou tof the blue, get friends with someone who knows her or meet her at a party etc and get to know a bit about her first, don't jsut think she is the babe, unless ur just lookin for a teeny bopper relationship then hey do what you want. like my old story of finding out she was a real tart, but she looked so innocent


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 02:03
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i saw her today- with another boy...

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Neofish
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*Whisper in ear*Kiilllll himmmm


Anyway..unlucky

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Manticore Night
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Quote: "*Whisper in ear*Kiilllll himmmm"

*Whisper in ear* I can teach you how, make it look like an accident, maybe even try to save him(unsuccessfully). So that the girl thinks you liked him.

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Neofish
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Quote: "*Whisper in ear* I can teach you how, make it look like an accident, maybe even try to save him(unsuccessfully). So that the girl thinks you liked him."


like this:
You: Walk past..."Hey <<insert target name here>>"
Him: "Do I know you"
You: "Heh heh heh heh"
You walk past, he turns, you spin, shoot, hide gun and run to him
You (with girl): "He..he was my best friend"
Start to cry
You: "I tried to stop them, couldn't"
Cry more...

It's bound to work

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Ilya
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Untill the gun falls out of your pocket.
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Manticore Night
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No, amateurs,

You slip arsenic into his drink(at lunch) then light the school on fire.

You save girl then.

When you hear he died, say he was your best bud, and start crying.

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Wiggett
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Posted: 13th Oct 2004 11:15
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ha that best bud thing sound spretty good, make sure its manly crying, chicks dont dig the blubbering , btu to show you have emotion is good. anyway when you saw her with this "boy" was she WITh the boy, or was she just talking to some guy, some guy named gabbo.


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