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3 Dimensional Chat / Request for a complete game character(joke)

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Brent_Seraphim
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 00:18
hey i'm a complete nOOb and i'm asking to see if anybody wud care to make me a free character model. it needs to be of a 15 yearold boy that hasnt hit puberty yet with a huge sword. he needs to has grey hair and pink eyes. must be atleast 7k polys with 1024 texture maps. yeah and animate him if you can. I promise i'll give you full credit when my rpg is finally made and sold.


thanks in advance



ANYWAY! Yeah, can anyone think of a worse request?
Cheers!

"Laugh to scorn the power of man..."
MikeS
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 01:28
Dudez, my game will be teh best! I need

6 character models
3 animators
6-8 programmers
1-2 texture people

Anywayz, you'll, I mean ,I'll be making 2 rpg games. 1 will be teh first version of Fantasy Final and the other will be teh mmorpg version of Fantasy Final(Fantasy Final: Online) .

Sorry, I have no screenshots right now cuz my webhost'iz are suckz!

AIM:FantasyFinalLeet
gmail: UltimateRPGboyman

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A book? I hate book. Book is stupid.
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Hamish McHaggis
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 01:50 Edited at: 3rd Oct 2004 01:50
My company MegaGamez Inc. needz coders, modelers and script writers 4 our new online rpg/fps/rts/driving game (planned release 2007). Th game will have over 400 levels, and user mods, 2 potentially bring it up to thousands. We have the serverz already. Therefore I need about 20 modellers and 10 coders, i will be mainly in charge of the script an if u r interested (no n00Bz, at least 3 years experience of your area, and send sample work of characters/previss gamez u have worked on to [email protected]). U will get payed when the game is released commencially, and then we will plan 2 make ports to ps2, ps3 (when it iz made), gamecube and XBox, we already have publishers intrested for that. Our website is being made (go to www.freewebs.com/gamezone2007), so we will post up screenz and demos of the engine soon.

Peice out


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Cian Rice
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 01:50
My game well itz an MMMORPG with 1000000000's of different character modelz and u can du wot evr u want and u can interact with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 playrs.
It's 733T!
It's called:
U83R 733T R9G WORLD!
Who wants to join?
LOL.
Shouldn't this be in general?

Got anime?I do.
Indian Homie G
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 02:24
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA *rimshot*

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Brent_Seraphim
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 03:16
Keanu Reeves style "whoa"

That's some funny stuff! IT makes mine look really lame! Great stuff.

Anime Blood:

Not really? I started this as a spoof of a request for a 3D game character. Every one else when the whole 9 yards.

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John H
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 04:46
free model plzz


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Cian Rice
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 06:32
I want a model better than anything found in Half-Life 4 and I want it to be motion captured and it to be for free!

Got anime?I do.
Brent_Seraphim
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 13:25
I want the l33t stuff. cAn I uSE Poser5? I swear its a legal copy! Or should Iuse 3ds max or that maya thing? My parents got it for me on my birthday!

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Brent_Seraphim
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 13:26
RPGamer:

lol. Thats funny..no more freebies!!

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Indian Homie G
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 15:50
yo sup i am tight and 1337 aiite ok so look i need some player models they have to be hella pimp ok and you need to animate the guy doin 1337 stuff. i going to make teh next GTA vice city game and i am going to sell it and become hella rich. i wil give u credits if u make this cool guy for me, but i cant pay u becuz i need money to buy a new 1337 computer.

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Wiggett
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2004 16:21
stuff teh modelz, just gimme da codez

John H
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 07:51
YOU SHALL GET NO CODEZ FROM MEHH!!!


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Gir
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 09:17
lol

I'm makin' a cake...
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Wiggett
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 09:22
bUtt i azked nicerly, man use guyz are just meanies that pick on us nuubs, we was just trYin to lern how to codez n uze guyz pik on ust.

Indian Homie G
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Posted: 5th Oct 2004 12:07
NO ONE HAS STILL GIVEN ME TEH 1337 CHARACTER! I WANT MODEL! GIVE ME NOW! you idiots is USELESS!

I AM N00B! I NEEd MODEL!

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Brent_Seraphim
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Posted: 5th Oct 2004 12:39
hey i want a game character can any1 help me plz ill play you if i manage to sell my game and i will be selling it its gonna be the next ff or runescape. ill also be needed 3 coderz and stuff. btw im 9 and im looking for funding on the next big game of this century. anybodz knows where i can get funding from squarsoft?

Every line of that was painful to write.

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Mr Underhill
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 00:11
im makin a l337 MMORPG 4 skool it wil b teh rayjin phun gamez wit liek 1000001 playurz I ned liek 50 programmerz 50 stroy riterz an 200 modlerz coz i suk at DB so plz hlp me coz i phere DB and i phere u coz ur all l337 an u pwn me...

</fake n00berism> Hopefully the drain bamage isn't permanent...

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Mr Underhill
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 00:12
Quote: "anybodz knows where i can get funding from squarsoft?"

lol

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Supremacy
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 01:51
I , my company name is MYGAMESUCKSOMUCH, and we are the WORST game developers of all time and past existence, we came to recruit ppl for our team, has we have a big staff(11ppl) and our game his almost done, we only need 11 ppl to join us, so we can all go play soccer !

u see, we make so bad games, that our l33t-ly bad computer does them all by himself, so we blaim him for the bad games, while we play soccer !!! isnt it good ? say it isnt so ! plus i have a coison that works at acclaim and he will get us a contract !(ye yeye yeye, sure aclaim is bankrupted..... thats all lies ! theyre waiting for our game to get back on buissness)

so join us in our tottally "mmstg" game , dont u know whats a mmstg ???? its a massive multyplayer strategy tennis game !!! with more than 2256 players playing tennis at the same time in the same court ! its awesome !

join us:
[email protected]
aim:
"nooboutofjail-l337"
email:
isucksomuch@geocities.@$$

MikeS
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 05:25
Quote: "so join us in our tottally "mmstg" game , dont u know whats a mmstg ???? its a massive multyplayer strategy tennis game !!! with more than 2256 players playing tennis at the same time in the same court ! its awesome !"


HAHAH It's rare someone can ever get me to laugh while reading the computer!



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Supremacy
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 07:22
SUPREMACY PROJECT sense of humor

Supremacy
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 08:23
just for you guys



Final Epsilon
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 10:31
YAY gimme teh codez for teh mmstg, 4nd i'11 b3 0n j00 t43m!

we canz bhe a n00b t3am!!11~!@3
Wiggett
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 13:35
Hey i dont have a copy of db and im not very good at making models in milkshape but i triez, anybody can code for the game too its open community so everyon eputs in and stuffs, its gonna be super 133+ and have all the stuffs that heroquest has and u get to run around and hack things and do super moves combos and stuffs.


oh wait i am doing that, uh, disregard.

Indian Homie G
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Posted: 7th Oct 2004 09:34
Hey that tennis game looks tite, seriously, what game did u take the scrennie from? lol dont give meh any MMstg !!!!!!

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Supremacy
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Posted: 8th Oct 2004 05:40
its true !!! its MMstg 2005

nope its virtua tennis from sega

Ilya
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Posted: 9th Oct 2004 07:56 Edited at: 9th Oct 2004 08:44
I WANAMAKA 1337 RPG!!!!!!!!1 I NEED 5 BILLION POGRAMERZ N 5 BILLION MEDIA PPL AND 5 BILLION $$$ AND U HAV TO BE 1337 TO JOIN YOUHAVTO GIMMIE ALLYUR $ CUZ I WANT IT. YOUWIL GOT PIAD NUTTIN AND WILGT NOCREDIT DARPG HAZTO BE BETTA DAN EVRYTHINGELSE INCUDING U NEED 2B ABL 2 CODE IN DB AND DOEVERYTHING POSSIBLE. 4MEDIAPPL UNEED 2B ABL TO MAKE ANYTHINGIN 1 POLLY NO MORE IT MUST BE SUPAHIGHQUALITY AND MUSTLOOK BETTR THAN LIFELIKE. IFUARENT1337UCANSTILLGIMMIEYUR$$$ JOIN NOW!!!!!!1 OHANDWHILEUWORKUMUSTREMEMBERIAM NUR AND

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Oneka
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Posted: 10th Oct 2004 05:45 Edited at: 10th Oct 2004 05:46
Iam gonna make a MMORPG all by myself o_o; no really..... But its gonna have a giant 1337 sword that can do (9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage in one hit! AND its gonna by su cool cuz ur can fly and stuff and jump and fight and team with poeole and then you can retrain you charcter! and you cna loaded your on models so you can show off AND its GONNA BE SOO COOL omg ANYONE WANNA JOIN? I need 8 codes ill put yuo in credits.!Q!!!!!!111 and I need goood molderlers! TRUST ME YOUR TIME WONT BE WASTED! IAM NOT A NOOB CUZ I BEEN CODING FOR 2 MONTHS NOW I STARTED WITH RPGMAKER this game is gonna rock and anyone who helps can be a GM and mod and stuff and make their own armor..in the game you can do anything! from killing to making babies ITS GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND ITS FREE


Making better games everday!
Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
ionstream
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Posted: 10th Oct 2004 14:23 Edited at: 21st Oct 2004 14:04
Quote: "Hopefully the drain bamage isn't permanent... "


That's what good 'ol Drain-o is for!
Crazy Programmer
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 11:42
hey i am a programer and i will help u program a game like runescape i have a couple of models we can use to

Cian Rice
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 11:45
Your not serious, right?

Got anime?I do.
Wiggett
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 12:19
dear god, thats a new low for crzy.

ionstream
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 12:28 Edited at: 21st Oct 2004 14:04
ha. ha ha. ha ha hehehe HA HA (breaks out in laughter) HA HA!!!

woo! I need my good laugh for the day.

hehe!
Crazy Programmer
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 22:45
no im not seious
lol
im working on my own game

Wiggett
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 23:19
that's not what we were getting at crzy.

Crazy Programmer
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 00:48 Edited at: 12th Oct 2004 00:49
i know but still i like messing with people i like runscape tho but im going to remake it my self some day

Quote: "what were u geting at then"


Lord Aramus
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 04:40
We am be smarty enough to make program + graphics?

Ack Thpppppt!

High quality models and graphics, low prices. Graphics for the rest of us.
Oneka
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 09:43
wtf xD


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Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
Xander
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 11:00
Quote: "i know but still i like messing with people i like runscape tho but im going to remake it my self some day"


Wow, I still don't think he gets it...

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Final Epsilon
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 11:03 Edited at: 12th Oct 2004 11:04
OMG!! in my teh leet game you can BURN STUFFS!!

WHEEE!! <<<BBURRRRRNZZ!@#!@#>>>



(i couldn't find a fire smily, so i used the next closest item: hearts)
Wiggett
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Posted: 12th Oct 2004 12:00
Quote: "Wow, I still don't think he gets it..."

sure doesn't

Quote: "Quote: "what were u geting at then""


I don't remember anyone saying that, you can't quote somethign you say in real life, you just type it in.

Supremacy
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porr crzy, give the man a break, he probably is a war refugee or a old vietname veteran ...... he has a problem in the head

Cian Rice
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Posted: 14th Oct 2004 04:26
No, he's a french kid, have you seen his old sig?

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Indian Homie G
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Posted: 20th Oct 2004 13:15
bwahah

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