A quote from me :
He who knows the cat becomes his slave
He who knows the dog becomes his King.
A parable from me :
A cat, dog and a guinea pig were in an airplane, when suddenly it was announced that the plane had run out of fuel, and that there was only one parachute.
The dog said to the cat "We should draw fur to see who should get the parachute."
The guinea pig nodded and carried on eating.
The cat however, kicked the dog, ate the guinea pig, grabbed the parachute and jumped out to safety.
The moral of the story : Never trust a cat in perilous situations.
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