Don't worry Van......we're just having our LLRGT Mod Christmas Party.
Mike's doing the disco , las6 is doing the catering (there appears to be a lot of spam) , Ash has come dressed as Father Christmas (or is it Mary Christmas) , Blivvy's working on a routine to get better performance out of the fairy lights and I'm stuffing the turkey (which is probably legal in some US states)
Oh yeah and we're still waiting for Danny to show up
All of which probably makes no sense at all to most people here.
Be back when we've all sobered up