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Geek Culture / Xmas Caption Contest

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Rob K
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Posted: 24th Dec 2004 23:06 Edited at: 24th Dec 2004 23:08
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Its that time of year again where I have to think up cryptic clues for present gift tags.

This Christmas I have bought my brother a book on Useless Japanese Inventions.

So far the best I can come up with is "I hope this insipres you."

Any suggestions?


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Newbie Brogo
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Posted: 24th Dec 2004 23:25
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How about "Follow in the footsteps of your favorite cat overlords" ?


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Joe Cooning
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Posted: 24th Dec 2004 23:57
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"Here's to making you feel significant"

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David T
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Posted: 25th Dec 2004 00:09
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"After reading this, take a look at your next present"

"This may help you use your next present"

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"Condition: Like new"

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TKF15H
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Quote: "This Christmas I have bought my brother a book on Useless Japanese Inventions."

Was the book written by a Japanese man? If so, is it in the list?


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David T
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"If you think some of this is dodgy, wait till you see what we've done with your car"

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There is a japanesee art to creating useless inventions. I have forgotten what it is called at the moment though. They make things like duster slippers for cats so that when they walk around the house they clean the floor, that sounds pretty useful to me actually

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Hamish McHaggis
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"I'm too cheap to buy you a real present, so here's an empty box instead"

Isn't it? Wasn't it? Marvellous!
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Mattman
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Posted: 25th Dec 2004 01:37
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The manual of how to get rid of spare time

Song of the whenever i feel like updating it....
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David T
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Posted: 25th Dec 2004 02:27
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Quote: "There is a japanesee art to creating useless inventions. I have forgotten what it is called at the moment though"


Shindogu?

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Benjamin
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Posted: 25th Dec 2004 02:57
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Quote: "They make things like duster slippers for cats so that when they walk around the house they clean the floor, that sounds pretty useful to me actually "

Thats pretty useless if your cat is always outside, not to mention cats paws are so small..

Cerry Mhristmas!
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_ Returned
Damaged
_ Imperfect
_ (Other)

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It Wasnt Me
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A book...

If it was me, I wouldn't know it.
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Scraggle
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I thought about getting you a great present but instead I got you this ... it's the thought that counts!

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 25th Dec 2004 07:30 Edited at: 25th Dec 2004 07:32
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Idea 1: Maybe you can prove them wrong.

Idea 2: I though you'd fit in with this!

Idea 3: When I saw this, I remembered you needed a new hobby.

Idea 4: This is proof you're not as bad as I first thought!

Idea 5: I thought this was missing a "Don't try this at home." warning, but then I thought, it doesn't matter!

Idea 6: Next year, tell me want you want for Christmas!

Idea 7: I searched high and low for the perfect present for you, but then I thought "Sod it, this'll do."...

Idea 8: Originally I thought this was a DIY guide!

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Quote: "They make things like duster slippers for cats so that when they walk around the house they clean the floor"

It's actually for babies, not cats.

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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 04:30
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Here's my part in outsourcing


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David T
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 18:34
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Who won?

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