Quote: "Can you put the bodies into coffins and invite people to the funeral, then go to church on Sunday and sing gospel music in celebration of the contributions they gave to the video game industry, or do I have to code this myself."
No this feature has been included in the EA release. You will be able to insert bodies into coffins with a single button click and an adjustable FPI script controls parameters including day_of_week_for_cermony, amount_of_mourners, and choir_volume. Unfortunately the time it took to program this feature has restricted any other feature from being included therefore sadly EA will ship with:
no melee weapons
no physics of any kind
no green goo or laser firing style weapons
no cutscenes
limited HUD capabilites
and
a reduced number of AI scripts and animations
Additionally due to bugs with the shader system and some deep rooted collison detection errors all 3D components will be temporarily removed and play will be limited to 2 dimensions. These issues *might* be revisted in v1... and then again they *might not*... it's really all rather hard and bothersome to post a conclusive answer to any question posted. Best you just wait and appreciate what you are given. Your input is just not necessary at this juncture.
disclaimer - easy big fella, yes i do have both a tongue and cheek... and one is planted firmly in the other.