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Geek Culture / Happy Birthday Mr. Jessticular

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Preston C
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 00:23 Edited at: 8th Feb 2005 19:30
Our favorite green alien has turned 18 today, so lets show some appreciation for his hard work and wish him a good one!

Happy Birthday, now go get pissed drunk, or put a shrimp on the barbi, or whatever you do down in Australia!

[EDITED By JessTicular]
It isn't actually my BDay, I stuffed up my profile on LLRGT, so it was my fault that Preston thought it was.
[/EDIT]

[Edit 2 By PrestonC]
You're damn right it's your fault, now go back to slamming your head into the wall. I mean, how brain dead can you be to make the mistake you made? I mean, the input is labeled for you.
[/Edit]

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 00:26
Uh bueno couple de anos.

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 00:41
A very Happy Birthday!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 00:49
Happy Birthday! <- First time I can remember meaning it

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Happy Birthday Jess!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 01:15
Quote: "Mr. Jessticular"


mr????

Osiris
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 02:07
happy birthday jess!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 02:46
Happy Birthday Jess!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 03:05
Happy birthday Jess, have a nice life, er, day. Heres a gameboy

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 03:08
oh i forgot your present its you coffie cup i er found on the street...and i filled it with coffie

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Happy Birthday


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Happy Birthday, Mate!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 06:26
Anime, it's not "couple de anos" it's cumpleanos .

Happy Burfday, JT!!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 16:49 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 17:46
Hey, thanks everyone

Happy Birthday To Meeeeee,
Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeeeee,
Happy Birthday To Jeeeesssss,
Happy Birthday To... ME!

Great to know that you all wish me Happy BDay

But, I have some bad news ... My birthday is on May 2nd

I still love you all though, just so you know

Btw, just to clarify, where'd you get my bday as Feb 5th?

Jess.

[EDIT]
Nvm, EricT just told me that it was my RGT Bday.
That's my fault
I set it as 02/05/87 ( which, in Aussie land, means Day/Month/Year )
However, the RGT forums are American, and thus, is completely backward!
Theirs is Month/Day/Year... therefore, it took the "2nd" to be Feb, instead of the "5th" to be May
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David T
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 17:35
But, I have some bad news ... My birthday is on May 2nd

That must have been a shock

Quote: "I set it as 02/05/87 ( which, in Aussie land, means Day/Month/Year )
However, the RGT forums are American, and thus, is compeltely backward!"




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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 17:40
Whee I could be away but would never forget to congratulate Jess in his birthday so...

HAPPY BIRTHD- ehhhwhattheheckwhawha?! Crap... May 2nd xD... *holds the song there 'til May 2nd xD*

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 18:23
This is a practical example why everyone should follow the English standarads

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 18:56
Quote: " This is a practical example why everyone should follow the English standarads"


Standarads. So that explains it...


I spelled "disappointment" wrong. Pahintulutan ang di-inaasahang nakakahiyang pagkakamaling dulot ng kamangmangan. Have at you.
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 19:22
Hey! I was working until 3:30 am, I went to bed woke at 9 and carried on working and I'm blamed to accidently hitting a key twice. What is this world coming to...*shakes head in shame*

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Quote: "Standarads. So that explains it..."

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Quote: "Hey! I was working until 3:30 am, I went to bed woke at 9 and carried on working and I'm blamed to accidently hitting a key twice. What is this world coming to...*shakes head in shame*"


Preston C
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 21:52 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 21:52


BLASPHEMY!

Damn you time format differences!

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Posted: 7th Feb 2005 01:50
Quote: "My birthday is on May 2nd"


When I posted my first post to this thread I was planning on putting

"and then it turns out that it is not his birthday " ...Sarcastically of course .

I thought it was weird having someone other than Jess posting this.


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Posted: 7th Feb 2005 11:01
I think it's more interesting that Jess is retarded enough to fill in his birth date incorrectly, it's not a simple mistake like he makes out. I can understand filling it in incorrectly if the input fields were simply: '[00]/[00]/[0000]', because that gives no indication of which is the Day and which is the Month.

However, on RGT, the Birth Date field actually appears like this: 'Month (MM)[00] Day (DD)[00] Year (YYYY)[0000]' - I mean seriously, as if you can acidentally put the Day number in a field that is labelled 'Month'! I mean, even I could fill it in correctly!


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Posted: 7th Feb 2005 11:47
Happy Birthday, sort of latish

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Posted: 7th Feb 2005 13:39
You mean early, it's not his birthday!


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Happy Birthday!
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Bappy Hirthday





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this is not a chicken --> it is a kiwi?!! how is that possible?

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Posted: 7th Feb 2005 21:16
so ur from aust hey jess? u sure ur not female

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Posted: 8th Feb 2005 16:35
lol.

Stop wishing me happy BDay, it's pointless, especially if your not gonna give me some cash...

And, yes, Exeat, the date system is like that, and yes, I must have been a total retard to put it in like that, however, considering that I only post on RGT every few months ( if that ), then it's no surprise that I don't really look after my profile

I've fixed it up now though, so when my BDay does come round, Preston, feel free to wish me happy BDay again

Jess.


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@Neofish: Haha, just say you did it on purpose. Everyone knows that the English standarads are far from perfect

Cool, I'm actually older than Jess by 2 months...


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@uberwigget: you my friend are a womaniser

@jessticular: Happy screwed-up-details-day and no cash from me, I live a good 1350 k's away from you, only virtual cash here $$$$$



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Posted: 8th Feb 2005 18:43 Edited at: 8th Feb 2005 18:43
Quote: "yes, I must have been a total retard to put it in like that"


Bwahah! Now I have it on tape, prepare to be blackmailed and scrutinised beyond belief!


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Posted: 9th Feb 2005 11:13 Edited at: 9th Feb 2005 11:14
post respectfully removed...

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Assuming those were some nasty comments directed at me (although I really have no idea that they were). You need to understand that me and Jess have this thing, you see. I hate him and he hates me, we need to bash eachother to keep the balance of life. That's the way the world works.


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No, I wanted the link to llrgt but I googled it

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Happy Birthday...*reads the rest of the thread*...in advance!

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Quote: "No, I wanted the link to llrgt but I googled it"


Ahh, gotchya. I was just expecting someone to take my comments too seriously.


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Posted: 9th Feb 2005 19:31
Osiris,
If you were having a dig at Exeat, I have no worries with that

No need to cover it up with a cheesy "I needed a link" story, just say "I don't like you, Exeat, you're annoying, and I hate every second of your life *then smile*"




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