Man, can't you guys just be nice and point him in the right direction? Would it kill you to be nice instead of sarcastic?
@TGP
Dude, I found a neat little "tutorial" in the Models and Media forum. It's about half way down.
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=49079&b=24
What program do you use to make your 3D objects? I use Lightwave and 3D max. If you use either, you can find Direct X exporters out there, just do a search for them on google or something. There's a great one for Lightwave made by Dstorm, that's what I use. It makes your .dds file (texture) and the .x file. After that, follow the directions in that link from above. Good luck! And if you need more help, please, ask again and some of the nice people in this community will be glad to help out! Can't wait to see what you come up with!