1.A blonde and a brunette are walking in a forest. Brunette with a sad expression says hey look a dead bird. And the blonde looks to the sky and says where where I dont see one!
2.A chinesse bartender thinks it funny to sing and piss in people drinks so heres the story:
A priest walks into the bar and says:
"ohh bartender a coke please"
the priest takes the drink and spits it out and says:
"What in gods name is this "
The chinesse guy chants:
"Me chinesse, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke"
now a Mexican walks in and says:
"Yo holmes, gimme a nice cold coke"
The Mexican drinks and spits it out and says:
"Yo, this taste like crap man"
The chinesse guy sings:
"Me Chinesse, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke"
Finally a cowboy walks into the bar and says:
"Coke,... on the rocks"
The cowboy drinks and says:
"The hell this taste like.....$@*+"
the chinesse guy sings:
"Me chinesse, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke"
The cowboy walks away but turns around swiftly and sings:
Me Cowboy, me shoot fast, me shoot bullet up your ass
Its safe to say no one found pee in their cokes from then on
