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Geek Culture / A not so typical complaint to NTL

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APEXnow
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Posted: 18th Apr 2005 23:40 Edited at: 19th Apr 2005 01:49
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This cracked me up!! Us brits really do have a way with words...

(Mod edit: Strong language in external URL)

http://www.apexnow.co.uk/bestcomplaintletter.pdf

Paul.


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flibX0r
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 00:14
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lol, thats brilliant



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Jess T
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 01:09
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Hahahaah,
That was awesome.

Gotta love that, really do!


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Ian T
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 01:49
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Very funny


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BatVink
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 02:04
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I saw this a couple of years ago...and it's just as funny today as it was then.

Here's one line from a letter from a colleague of mine. The car park ticket machine at an airport broke, and it cost hime a fortune to get out...

Quote: "...after all this adversity, having had the tenacity and fortitude to actually achieve the almost impossible task of raising the necessary funds by which to pay the charge, is still left to beg to be release from the incomprehensibly incompetent web of idiocy in the administration of the car park in question like a common criminal accused of stealing a loaf of bread."


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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 02:09
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I thought that was awesome!

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APEXnow
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 03:02
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@BatVink, LOL, yeah, right on the nail!!

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Dazzag
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 06:10
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Yeah, bit of an oldie but goodie that one. Although I was always under the opinion that he was phrasing things in a kinda "points of view" type of english. ie. not many people really talk like that, and I think he was trying to sound that way.

Cheers

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 19th Apr 2005 10:43
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ROFL nice one Laughed my head off at that

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 20th Apr 2005 07:10 Edited at: 20th Apr 2005 07:10
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Only in Britain can you get complaint letters that spend so much time insulting who it's sent to, and still be infinitely polite!

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soapyfish
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Posted: 20th Apr 2005 10:25
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W00t, go Britain, even cats got a mention.




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Posted: 20th Apr 2005 12:42
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I love john !

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