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Geek Culture / Worlds funniest hacker

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 05:36 Edited at: 13th Jun 2005 22:56
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My mate sent me this link - it had me in stiches. It is SO funny (imho)
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetbattlefield/desertcombat/topic.asp?fid=6546&tid=1634291&p=1#18458046

Basically, its about a stupid hacker who doesn't understand what the relavence of 127.0.0.1 is

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MikeS
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 05:45
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Hehe, I read this a few days ago as well. This is definitly a classic.

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Dark Flame
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 05:50
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OMG what a noob! That's pretty funny..i hate "hackers" who think they can hack by using useless tools!

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ionstream
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 05:58
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Quote: " The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! but how did he do this? I'll have to ask him."


LOL!! That was the most funny part!

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Posted: 2nd May 2005 06:00
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Hmm I might try sending something nasty to my localhost

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DBAlex
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 06:01
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Yeah thats pretty funny...

Wait, i r teh 1337 h4x!111


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Metel Artz
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 06:02 Edited at: 2nd May 2005 06:04
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that is way to funny like what Canadian 10 Mile Sniper said, he probably is a little kid who thought he was deleting your drive but to find he was deleting his own nice job man!

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Ace Of Spades
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 06:32
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That is the funniest thing i have read in ages!

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 06:33 Edited at: 2nd May 2005 06:33
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It is simply the best. I love it when thick people who deserve to be screwed get screwed. Its just brilliant that this one decided to share his "experience" with what ends up being the world

I love the way he got disconnected SO many times yet never quite figured out he was hacking himself.

Then towards the end where he was reading the status of the virus out on IRC without even knowing he was deleteing his own stuff!!

Its simply priceless

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Quote: "That is the funniest thing i have read in ages!"


I think that sums it up in my opinion

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Posted: 2nd May 2005 07:06 Edited at: 2nd May 2005 07:07
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Haha. That's seriously funny.

You are not alone.
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DBAlex
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 07:09
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Heh. Aura you would probably do a thing like that...J/K




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Benjamin
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 08:08
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Class!


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Posted: 2nd May 2005 08:19
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Hasn't this been disgraced a few years ago as an IRC hoax?

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 08:27
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Dunno - hoax or not.. It made me giggle..

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lol, That was a great read

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Posted: 2nd May 2005 18:30
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Haha, yeah read this a couple of weeks ago too. ABSOLUTE CLASSIC.

"Hahaha I am 30% C now"

"Ping timout"

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You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
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Posted: 2nd May 2005 20:45 Edited at: 2nd May 2005 20:49
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I found it really funny, as a few people I know would probably make the same mistakes...

If only I was evil enough to try it on them

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 01:10
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Too much reading, too nerdy and hardly funny. I encounter people like that on Halo every 3 days.

Dunno what's wrong with you people.

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 07:23
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Quote: "Dunno what's wrong with you people."


*cough* that was you, wasn't it?

*laughs histerrically(sp?)*

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 07:29
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1 d|_|nn0 what j00 f00lz 1z 0n 4b0u7!

Quote: "Hasn't this been disgraced a few years ago as an IRC hoax?"


yup, but still it's great.
much like when in the darkbasic room someone who was annoying everyone was being told all he had to do was

/kill [name of person]
and it'd timeout thier connection... took him what, 8 tries before he realised it was just going to keep happening to him.

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 09:01
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rofl.. hahaha..haha..... oh that was a good read
i almost still can't believe someone can be that stupid, but then again i can certainly think of a few people i know stupid enough

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 12:56
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Quote: "i almost still can't believe someone can be that stupid, but then again i can certainly think of a few people i know stupid enough"


It's not always that they are that stupid. They just may not have grown up on computers like most of use here have. If i never used a computer...i would be like ... "I.P. What?" "127 dot what now?" etc...

The only problem I have is people saying they no everything when they clearly do not.

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 15:37
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Quote: "Too much reading, too nerdy and hardly funny. I encounter people like that on Halo every 3 days.

Dunno what's wrong with you people.

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I guess you refer to it as a NIC Card too.. Once you understand, you will laugh.
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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 3rd May 2005 18:34
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Thats kinda true.. But like you say - if you dont know what 127.0.0.1 is, WHY OH WHY try to hack? Unless it turns out like this and makes people laugh

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 22:31
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LOL. That's gotta be the dumbest dumb person I've seen in a long time

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Posted: 3rd May 2005 22:37
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what is 127.0.0.1?

>>>>>>>>>>>MIRAGE STUDIOS<<<<<<<<<<<
>MEDIEVAL CARNIVAL<>GLADIATOR ARENA<
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Quote: " what is 127.0.0.1?"


Its the loop-back interface to your own computer (its the address that Windows give your own computer, so erasing everything on that will erase everything on the HD!)

[url=www.lightningstudios.co.uk][/url]
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Posted: 3rd May 2005 23:20
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I only knew what 127.0.0.1 was because we had some problems with our router so we were using 127.0.0.1 to see if our computer was connected to the router...(which it was...turned out our ISP was just down....which it tends to do at busy times of the day...)

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Posted: 4th May 2005 00:19
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by stupid enough i meant they were dumb enough to think they could do what he was trying to do without knowing anything about it, not that they just didn't know anything about it.

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Posted: 4th May 2005 00:39
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Quote: "yup, but still it's great.
much like when in the darkbasic room someone who was annoying everyone was being told all he had to do was

/kill [name of person]
and it'd timeout thier connection... took him what, 8 tries before he realised it was just going to keep happening to him."


You mean:

/quit [name of person]

The person would have to be an oper to do /kill, and god help us if we had idiots as opers!

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Posted: 4th May 2005 10:31 Edited at: 4th May 2005 10:41
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NM Wrong thread

[edit] I wonder if anyone around here has their HD around that time

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Posted: 4th May 2005 14:54
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"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 4th May 2005 18:20
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Very true - its like when your a kid and you shout "BASE" thinking it means your safe and immune :-P Hehe..

Seems, according to that "hacker" not even 127.0.0.1 is a haven anymore

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Posted: 4th May 2005 18:23 Edited at: 4th May 2005 18:24
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Posted: 4th May 2005 19:47
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Quote: "
/kill [name of person]
and it'd timeout thier connection... took him what, 8 tries before he realised it was just going to keep happening to him.
"


You'd be surprised how many people still fall for the "secret weapon menu" in Counter-Strike:Source ... just press F10
bwhahaha.

Me? With my reputation?
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Or Alt F4.



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