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Geek Culture / !Ninjas!

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Resident Evil 4 fanboy
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Posted: 25th May 2005 05:27
can anyone recommend me ninja sites that tell the weapons and gadgets they use?Also sites that give decription about japanese structures. Thanks!
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Posted: 25th May 2005 05:30 Edited at: 25th May 2005 05:32
http://www.realultimatepower.net/



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Hawkeye
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Posted: 25th May 2005 05:39
ROFL So that's where the phrase "realultimatepower and all of that" comes from in StickGuy (a free rpg I'm obsessed with)

Quote: "Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.


Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
"


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Posted: 25th May 2005 05:41
That's not even the tip of the ice berg. This site is more hysterical then any webpage that ever existed. "Gimme teh codez" looks like an episode of Dr.Phil compared to this.

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Posted: 25th May 2005 07:58
Click 'No' on the entry page

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Posted: 25th May 2005 08:08
Quote: "That's not even the tip of the ice berg. This site is more hysterical then any webpage that ever existed. "Gimme teh codez" looks like an episode of Dr.Phil compared to this."


What does "Gimme teh codez" have to do with it? It's a stupid joke site by stupid maddox.

He'll get what's coming to him...

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Posted: 25th May 2005 08:19
Quote: "What does "Gimme teh codez" have to do with it?"


I meant, some poeple asy the "gimme teh codez" thread was the funniest thing they read online...but I guess some of them didn't go to this site.

Quote: "It's a stupid joke site by stupid maddox."


So the guy behind the best page in the universe is also running real ultimate power?

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Posted: 25th May 2005 08:23
Yeah, it is funnier than the "articles" he posts on that crap page in the capiverse, I'll give him that.

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Posted: 25th May 2005 09:48 Edited at: 25th May 2005 09:49
Jimmy what in the god damn hell is wrong with your blog??? Expecially the first part?

And wtf where you doing when you decided to write that short story with the guy getting beaten for no reason and stuffed in a van?? AND JUST WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT POEM ABOUT.

Sorry, I just noticed your link and got abit curious.

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Posted: 25th May 2005 09:50
Can you guys stop! I just want ninja sites recommendation!!!!!!!!1
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Posted: 25th May 2005 11:56 Edited at: 25th May 2005 11:57
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Posted: 25th May 2005 11:56 Edited at: 25th May 2005 12:00
A website that I found a while back was [href]gungfu.com[/href]. It's actually an online store, but they sell items related to ninjitsu. I found the site navigation and layout a bit confusing at first, but there are some neat ninja related items (not just swords).

I don't remember where I read it, but ninja swords are shorter, and are straight. The sheath for them is longer than the blade and was often used to store various thing. The sheath was also used in assisting in the climbing of walls and buildings. Ninja weapon crafters were not as good as the weaponcrafters for the samurai. Ninjas would kill samurai for their swords. For some more information you might want to search for "ninjitsu" for their stile of fighting and way of life.

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Posted: 26th May 2005 03:53
http://www.shinobi-kai.com/Ninja-History.htm
http://www.entertheninja.com/
http://www.martialarts.com/martial-arts-articles/ninja_history.htm
http://gojapan.about.com/cs/ninja/
etc

will you guys kindly learn to use a search engine?

Mentor.

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Posted: 26th May 2005 04:13
Quote: "Jimmy what in the god damn hell is wrong with your blog??? Expecially the first part?

And wtf where you doing when you decided to write that short story with the guy getting beaten for no reason and stuffed in a van?? AND JUST WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT POEM ABOUT.

Sorry, I just noticed your link and got abit curious."


*laughs maniacally*

Yes, this is good... this is very, very... gooooood.

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Posted: 26th May 2005 05:01
Quote: "WILL YOU GUYS KINDLY USE SEACH ENGINE"

Wow thats a good answer!of coarse I use the engine!
Jimmy
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Posted: 26th May 2005 06:13
what just happened?

Benjamin
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Posted: 26th May 2005 09:48
Jimmy, that blog is the most amazing thing since sliced bread.


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Hawkeye
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Posted: 26th May 2005 10:07
Since the toaster oven, even.

You really should send this into the new yorker (excerpt follows, for the lazy swine of ye)

Quote: "You've been cheating on me with that Webster fellow's brain, haven't you!
No, no I haven't.
Then how do you explain the grey matter on your collar?
I uh...
And leaving without notice or staying at the office later and later?
I've told you I have extra work because of the uh...
The what?
You know, that... account... thingy...
You're not getting off that easily. I'm not accepting the fart excuse this time."


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Posted: 26th May 2005 23:49
No, Jimmy has some serious personal problems he needs to sort out. He gives the immpresion of one of those neglected children who lives in one of their own little fantasys.

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Posted: 27th May 2005 00:32
Yes, Jimmy could do with a bit of help - give me 5 grand, and I'll help you...

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Posted: 27th May 2005 02:08
Quote: "No, Jimmy has some serious personal problems he needs to sort out. He gives the immpresion of one of those neglected children who lives in one of their own little fantasys."


It took my blog to make you realize that?

Ok you guys hijacked this thread.

NINJAS RULE. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY SWEET.

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Posted: 27th May 2005 03:38
AND very cute.

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Posted: 27th May 2005 03:45
Ok.. its actually a bit worrying now; first there's a thread about ninja's and tsuf... now one about mafia weapons - and I think they're by the same guy. Whats happening!

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Posted: 27th May 2005 04:51
I think clearly he's making a game where ninjas fight against the mafia in some far of and distant future where people fly...

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Posted: 27th May 2005 05:02 Edited at: 27th May 2005 05:45
no, instead Im trying to make a 1st person shooter similar to unreal and battlefield 1942. But I don't know what classes of ninjas I should use. And about the mafia thing well I thought about making another fist person shooter but using mafia. I have no intention of combing both mafia or ninja together
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Posted: 27th May 2005 05:07
wow

A first person shooter with Ninjas and the Mafia. I'm loving this already.

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Posted: 27th May 2005 05:33
What? No pirates?

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Posted: 27th May 2005 08:55 Edited at: 27th May 2005 08:55
Throw in Jedi-Pirates and a talking bucket of waste.

EDIT: Hey...sounds good actually!
*heads over to WIP forums*

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