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viscera eyes
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Posted: 19th Jun 2005 08:53 Edited at: 19th Jun 2005 08:55
heres a sadistic little program that serves no purpose other then to insult you.



have a nice day

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Newbie Brogo
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Posted: 19th Jun 2005 12:27
Control-Alt-Delete


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viscera eyes
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Posted: 19th Jun 2005 13:36
ok, but how can you change that? i want to make it so there is no possible way you can get out other then restart your computer.

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Newbie Brogo
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Posted: 20th Jun 2005 01:43
make everytime you hit the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys a new program opens?


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blanky
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Posted: 20th Jun 2005 02:01
Un-install the keyboard while the program loads.

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CuCuMBeR
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Posted: 21st Jun 2005 02:36
ALT+F4 :p
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Posted: 21st Jun 2005 03:51
disable system keys should do the trick...

I don't know if it works with crtl+alt+del too...

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Posted: 21st Jun 2005 03:52
sorry it's disable systemkeys

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Keemo1000
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2005 17:33
hey super unknown , i made a prog similar to yours , but how come it isnt running ?? here is the code ..

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Posted: 28th Jun 2005 23:59
compile in in windowed mode and press the x button, and disable systemkeys doesn't work in xp anyway.

you could make it continually place the mouse at 0,0 but you'd have to change your wait 2000 to a loop and make it run another copy of itself when a key is pressed or the mouse is moved

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Posted: 2nd Jul 2005 23:37
wtf disabling ctrl-alt-del is not feaseable of even practical for most applications, ctrl-alt-del serves as an escape if something freezes up so why would u want to disable it
its sounding more and more like a wip virus

Undercover Steve
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Posted: 3rd Jul 2005 20:19
are you a moron Offset of reality? Read it, he just simply asking to make a funny program
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Posted: 5th Jul 2005 01:14
yes but still
how do u escape it then?

n00bs will be shot on spot...
i need some more ammo there are just too many of them better call in the moderators to help
mm0zct
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Posted: 5th Jul 2005 23:30
you don't

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Posted: 6th Jul 2005 13:19
so u would be forced to turn off your pc(forced) losing any unsaved data and without giving windows the chance to flush buffers

now tell me if u have just added another 500 lines to a game and one of your "friends" sends your a thing and he says "you gotta check out this thing i made" and sends it but u didnt save anything , why would that matter. then u download it, then run it then u run it it insults you and well u try escaping u try everything then u start panicing and then u just say "ahh f*cking program" so u turn it off and 500 lines are lost

n00bs will be shot on spot...
i need some more ammo there are just too many of them better call in the moderators to help
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Posted: 7th Jul 2005 07:10 Edited at: 7th Jul 2005 07:14
Quote: " hey super unknown , i made a prog similar to yours , but how come it isnt running ?? here is the code .."


Hey i fixed your code. Just changed "start" to a function although there is a little bug that im not sure how to work over where the press "space to start" loops over and over untill you do it.:



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viscera eyes
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Posted: 7th Jul 2005 07:20
nevermind figured it out. you just have to get rid of the print command in the loop (simple).

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mm0zct
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Posted: 11th Jul 2005 12:09
offset: it closes itself when it's finished, you'd just have to watch it through (although currently alt+f4 etc all still work)

the version superunknown just posted will loop forever though (although alt+f4, ctrl+alt+del etc will work)

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Carsten
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Posted: 17th Oct 2005 21:27
F12 works too, just thought I'd say that, I never really hit exit if I want out of my program in DB I just press F12

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