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Geek Culture / smeggin hell - RED DWARF!

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Killer Sponge
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I was happy the other night, I was watching Uk Gold (for some slightly unknown reason) and was happy when Rd Dwarf Series III came on.... I mean RED DWARF... NOTHING CAN BEAT RED DWARF!!!!! and as usual I LMAO watching it, I did, look, I cant sit down no more, my Ass is ova there!! Who else agrees RED DWARF IS THE BEST COMEDY EVA
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Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast

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It seems sir, Im rather Stuck.

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Likety split grimloid!.

I love Red Dwarf, it's everything that a British comedy should be. My fave character was the miserable computer. Was his name still Holly?, anyway he was really funny, especially at the start when he would tell you how intelligent he is "I have an IQ of 2500, the equivalent of 1206 gym teachers" (or words to that effect).

Best episode was definately Rimmerworld though; Rimmer gets stranded on a planet, which he decides to terraform and populate with clones of himself, who then lock him up because they're all treacherous smegheads!.


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I'm fine thanks Susan (^_^)

they show Red Dwarf all the time on UK Gold ... all the current seasons, 1-8
i like season 8 cause they get the original holly back, first thing he does is looks at Kryton and goes ...
Holly - "My god whats happened to that guy? Looks rather horrific!"
Kryton - "Sir, its me Kryton!"
Holly - "Oh yeah, sorry didn't recognise you the way the light was bouncing of your -...- head."

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I have only seen seasons 7 and 8 =( I wish they would show some reruns of them all here in Sweden.

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It's like the bolivian navy on manouvers in the South Pacific

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Transmit in all know languages... including Welsh!

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Rimmer - Step up to Red Alert!
Kryton - Are you sure sure? I mean it does mean changing the lightbulb.

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A space core directive (I forget which number)

"...no one with false dentures should attempt oral sex while in zero gravity."



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Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
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I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish... etc..

Grief, I remember the first episode like it was yesterday... instead of around 15 years ago or so...

Cheers

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ah red dwarf... makes everyone smile.

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Ahhh its so obvious... escape from your series 4000 droid, hijack a large space corp mining ship whilst the crew is away, turn it into a macro version and make the rest a planet then go explore a macro universe in someones dirty laundry basket!
its the oldest trick in the book.

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It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"
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Theres an old machine saying, 0110 0110 0101 0010 1101 1001 1111 0010 0110 1010 0011 - which loosely translated means, don't stand around yakking when your in mortal danger...
erm...
guys?
GUYS??

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Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and one triple thick condom. You never know...


Have you still got those chinese worry balls sir? Well start grinding them like you've never ground before.
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we have a few days of rations, 12 popadoms, 5 cans of larger, a can of cat food and a pot noodle...

we all know whats eaten last ... i can't stand pot noodle

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All Lister:

No way are these my boxer shorts - these bend!
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lmao...

i'm gonna get you lil fishy!
i'm gonna get you lil fishy!
i'm gonna get you lil fishy and have you for me tea!

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Krytons personal black box recording ... time, unknown ... location, unknown ... cause of accident, unknown ... should someone find this recording perhaps it will shed light to what has happened here.

Mr Flibble's very cross...
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would you like a wormdo? hehee

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Why would a haddock commit suicide? Why am I asking that question?

There's only three alternatives. It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate. It's gonna kill us, eat us or hump us. We persuade it that we're not that kind of oceanic salvage vessel or we scarper pronto.
To be diddled by a giant squid on a first date? Think how we'd feel in the morning.

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hi i'm talking the talking toaster... would you like some toast?

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i have a question that shakes the very boundries of questions themselves...
as god is so big and the universe is infinate, mounting to infinate possibilties and in that realm of possiblities we can infinate reasons...
then my question is this...

would you like a toasted butter scone?

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There's nothing we can do until the others find us. We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?
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Thanksky verysky muchsky budsky.
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whats the difference between an andriod and a simulant?

well sir an andriod wouldn't ripp of your head and spit down your neck ... just to say hello

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Killersponge: I think maybe one or two of us might agree with you

Look, we're travelling faster than the speed of light. That means that by the time we see something we've already passed throught it. Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time.
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Quote: "hi i'm talking the talking toaster... would you like some toast?"

Lister: "Shut your grill!".

My Fave:
Kryten: "I'm sorry sir in the event of a disaster, space core directive 1254684/5 clearly states that any hologramatic crewmen must lay down their live so that the others may live".
Rimmer: "and rimmer directive 3546421-2 states just as clearly, No chance you metal bastard!".

lol.. has everybody tried the hidden 'lee bamber' command in DPClassic? Lee's a big fan too

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Kryten: "Sir! sir! They have taken Mr Rimmmer!"
Cat: "Let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

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I used to always watch RED DWARF. It is no longer showed in America though. That really pisses me off. There aren't any good shows in The US. The only thing I ever watch is the Simpsons.

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kazaa or similar have a pretty good range ,how the law stands on tv series but i guess its just like taping

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heh,heh Red Dwarf's the best
Iv heard they're making a red dwarf movie to conclude the 8th series. i've seen the story board and it looks pretty good.

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Have any of you ever seen The Red Green Show. I think it was a Canadian comedy. I used to watch that too, and then it was cancelled in America as well.

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i'm not sure the standpoint on that actually CMOTD ... i download alot of taped shows from SkyOne over Kazaa thanks to my mom, so i sure hope its illegal.

That'll piss me off like hell, cause i go back to the states in a fortnight and they're showing DragonBall GT on CNX ... plus they're showing DBZ Kid Buu saga right now - i know the states CN will have it too within a month or so, but still i'd rather see the Brit version

thought if you wanna watch it, get someone who has UK Gold, because its on most weekends - oftenly complete series marathons

...
Kochanski - Kryton what are you doing with that cheese. We don't have mice do we?
Kyrton - No ma'am i'm just trying to lure out my penis.

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Inferno: Where did you get the info on the film?


Ok Holly, swap disks ... err, Holly, this is not my breast. I want my own nipple back ... there's no rush Holly.

Holly, are you sure these are my hips?
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Ive heard rumours of a film for ages , though at one point they were talking about an American cast. No offence but I would much prefer to see the original cast in it.

Raven , Ive been dloading 24 and Friends each week and the way I look at it , im paying my Tv licence and Sky subscription anyway so if its coming on anyway then it should be ok . Hope sos anyway

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BTW Red Dwarf's on BBC2 the now as well

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Yes, but once a week ... I much prefer marathon sessions

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man, I don't even live in the Uk, and Red Dwarf was one of my favorite shows!

they stopped playing a while back though


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(^_^) got the whole series 1 - 7 on tape at home (official recordings with the outtake endings which is funny) and have 8 on video tape i got from UKGold, always miss it on the terestrial now.

and the rumours of a movie have been around for years, there was one after the 6th series, then one after the 7th series, and there was suppose to be a game.

from what i've heard Grant and Doug are working on a 9th season but when its done is anyones guess because everyone is doing thier own things...
Chris Barry is in the TRs, Danny jon Jools is in some American series, whats his face who played Kryton is still doing those documenteraries and such for BBC and Craig Charles is all over the shop with movies, adverts and Robot wars ... really somehow i don't see anything comming to light for a good year

and remember... Risa is the best place to bring up sheep - if you happen to crossbreed them with dolphins

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I hope to god they don't change the cast just to get it out then.

I'm so excited, all six of my nipples are tingling.
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Movie, havn't heard nething bout that. And yeh a amercian cast wud suck. Wouldn't work without the original cast.

Cant think of a quote right now, but that caus im slow and tired.

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http://http://www.reddwarf.com/has info on the red dwarf movie and they say that all of the original cast from the series has agreed to do it. The Red Dwarf series II DVD is out aswell

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I thought the guy who plays Rimmer was convicted of supplying cocaine?

Craig Charles is great though, can't think of anyone who'd play Lister as well as him, in fact all the cast are great - not irritating like some other Brit actors.


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Chris Barry convicted of smuggling cocaine??
somedays i feel we've crossed over into some freaky parallel universe.

personally i've seen and heard too much about this over the past 5years, and yeah the news has been on Red Dwarf.com since i was still in Secondry School - so a good few years ago

at this point its a case of ... i'll believe it when i see it.

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Pre-production starts in March? Bloody hell. That means a late 2004 release at the earliest!


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