Warning: May contain nuts
Everyone is unique, therefore nobody can possibly be unique as we all have that in common.
I would like to say something but in saying that I've already said something so should no longer say anything, though that word only came up once.
Remember the memories, and while remembering these memories, I can't help but remember all the memories that have become memories of my memory.
Tomorrow has been canceled due to lack of interest.
Tomorrow never comes, mainly as it has no gentiles.
In America:
It's illegal to chain a griaffe to a lamp post.
It's illegal to conceal a weapon of more than 6ft in length on your person.
It's illegal to pleasure yourself with a live fish.
It's LEGAL to shoot (and kill) someone entering your property without permission.
You can buy insurance against being abducted by UFO's.
General:
Your not paranoid, they really are watching you.
Stupid sayings:
Are you home? No.
Are you dead?
Are you alive?
Can you hear me?
I'm not a liar.
Don't drink and drive - you might spill some.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt - then it's hilarious!
Fish Jokes:
What's the fastest fish in the world? A motor pike.
Where do you find a child fish? In a school!
Two fish in a tank, the first says to the second 'Oi mate do you know how to drive this thing?'
Stop it! All these fish jokes are giving me a haddock!
Schizophrenia:
We don't have schizophrenia, do we Bob?
Am I crazy? Yes. No you are. What? Who?
Why isn't schizophrenia a plural word?
The Chicken:
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Well if it didn't there'd be no joke, would there?
~It's a common mistake to make, the rules of the English langauge
do not apply to insanity~
