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Well hello everybody, 
Welcome to MDA, that’s Mountain Dew Anonymous, for those who have abuse problems with mountain dew. We have a new member today his name is KJ-52. 
KJ why don’t you introduce yourself (Hi KJ). 
My Name is KJ-52 and I’m addicted to Mountain dew. 
Tell the people a little bit about what happened. 

Ohh what am I gonna do, 
I’m addicted to mountain Dew, 
When I drink just one to two 
These people say “what’s wrong with you man?” 
I start acting like fool, 
from all the caffeine and the sugar too. 
I’m feeling like I aint got a clue. 
And it’s just what I’m gonna say to you, 

(Chorus) 
Uh give me that Mountain Dew, 
Uh give me that Mountain Dew, 
Uh give me that Mountain Dew, 
I aint playin with you, 
You better give me my Mountain dew! 

(Repeat) 

Well KJ I know that must be tough to talk about (it is, it’s hard) 
But part of recovery is talking about how it starts, 
Explain how this started. 

Well it started while I was on tour, 
I had to stay awake, I went to the store 
Then I loaded up and I bought like four 
And I just kept taking more and more 

All of a sudden it happened to me, 
Just for some reason I couldn’t fall asleep. 
Maybe it was the sugar and the caffeine 
Not sure, but I started to scream 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Well KJ I know that was painful to talk about, (it was painful, I’m sorry) 
But you know you can over come this addiction. 
(I can?) 
You just have to admit that you have a problem. 

I’ve got a problem I just can’t help it, 
Somebody help I think I’m addicted, 
Every day I gotta just have it, 
I can’t help it it’s just a habit, 
I’ve got a problem, I get it 
I’m an addict I’ll admit it 
And I promise I’m gonna quit it 
Hey, that Mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it? 

KJ you need to put the mountain dew down, (‘couz I’m sayin’ if you aint gonna finish it) 
KJ I, need you to back away from the Mountain Dew (I’ll, I’ll take it) 
KJ BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW NOW, MAN I AINT PLAYIN’ WITH YOU, MAN!! (all right) 

(repeat chorus) 

Sorry I don’t now what came over me, 
Uh, sorry 

You didn’t have to hit me.

Chorus:
Do you got a mullet a mullet going on? 
Do you got a mullet is it beautiful big and long? 
well If you got a mullet there’s no need to hide 
cause it’s plain to see just so plain to me that we just need mullet pride 

Verse 1:
I saw a man a walking just the other day 
I saw a man a talking and this is what he say he said to me 
he said son your hair is real short but in the back it’s long 
well if it is and it really is then you can sing my mullet song 
(then he said to me) 

Chorus 

Verse 2/font:
I said sir I have a question there’s a question that I must ask 
why is it when I go out in public why do these people stop and laugh? 
he said the answer to your question sir it’s just so plain to me 
now the problem is just with these kids they got mullet jealousy 
(then he said to me) 

Chorus 

Verse 3:
the moral of the story it goes a little something like this 
if you got a mullet well it’s a haircut not a fish 
and now when you wear your mullet just remember this little fact 
see a mullet is business in the front and then a party in the back 
(now everybody sing) 

Chorus 

La la la la la la (repeat)

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants 
jump in the middle of the party bust the running man 
doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance 
got my man next to the bleachers now that’s where we stand 
walk up to the girl like “now will you dance with me?” 
she’s like “well listen you’ll never ever have a chance with me 
I got a boyfriend and he’s at like six foot three 
250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep 
and I’m like “well really what’s that got to do with me?” 
I don’t see him around here so why don’t you just come with me 
I’ll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies 
I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? 
she’s like “well first off all your pants is straight ugly 
you can’t dance and your personality just bug’s me 
so back up off me cause I really got’s to let you know 
that my boyfriend’s right over there (ohh I got to go) 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy 
had straight hair and I rocked corduroy 
walked down Venice way in my own way 
wasn’t very popular with the girls in 5th grade 
they used to call me nerd 
that was even if they used to call me at all 
across the school hall I put my head and thought 
what could I do to pursue and fought 
in my own mind was a struggle of sorts 
school was a game and I was off court 
on the bench and the coach wouldn’t let me off once 
I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce 
and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch 
maybe in the cafeteria with some punch 
but it didn’t happen I didn’t have heart 
cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked... 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

when I was growing up it was hard to be happy 
kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly) 
give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me 
and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me 
(ahhhh ha..) oh you think that’s real funny 
cause I’m 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy 
and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money 
c’mon man I only got a dollar twenty 
ya know ya life is just really sad man 
when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man 
and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man 
cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can 
so really will this madness ever end 
really will the nerd ever get revenge? 
will this girl call me back at around ten? 
will you go out w/ me? I just want to be friends 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing... 

Now days I’m a little older plus a little bolder 
but it seems like I just can’t get over 
you ever have a day where nothing goes right 
well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life 
so anybody out there know what I mean? 
to feel like your third string on a football team? 
and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams? 
and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king 
but now a days a lot of things done changed 
since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged 
the way I look at myself son it aint the same 
I drive in a whole ‘nother lane going against the grain 
I know it might just seem a little strange 
the fact remains I changed when I called on his name 
so call me a nerd call me lame it don’t matter to me 
see all I need to know is that my wife will dance with me 

Would you please,
would you dance with me, 
my darling would you please take a chance with me, 
I see you over there with the jocks, 
I see you over there with the rich boys, 
I see you over there with all the pretty girls, 
and I’m asking one thing...