And squids, i kinda ran with your story. It now goes like this...
You start in an old cabin. But you step outside and realise you are on the belly of a giant goat! You run to avoid the cow biting aliens, who will shoot a spit ballon cannon at you [works like a grenade launcher, all i did was use the law skins & models, but the explosion is watery] and dodge the flailing nostril hairs that will burrow into your skin and eat your internal shovels, somehow enabling you do drink the frog milk, one is poisoned and so is the other. But one is less horrible! and whichever one you choose, they both explode before you can drink them, and then enter the incredibley disturbing cheese shack [a house made entirley of feta cheese] and get the crackers to throw onto the boss: a giant goat teat! if you win, then the aliens will drink lots of beer and invite some breakdancing zombies over. Then the goat that your entire adventure was on lies down, and you all die.
Okay, yes I was Funky Cheese. Now stop asking!
