the boogy i have no idea what it could remind you of.
and the suck worm if its what i think your thinking then yes you probaly do have a somewhat sick mind not criticising though.
but anyways the models arent bad your textures are stretched out though. if you do own 3ds max. to use what sepp was talking about go to modifiers uvw map. then pick cylinder,planer, etc, etc. then press the fit button thats in the modifer and it should atleast look better just play around and see whats better.
God modelled man in his own reference image.
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