Heres my programming language which I whipped together in 15 mins. It has 1 command

. Type 'display "string"' and then everything inside the quotes will be printed on the screen when you press return. Its not very fine tuned and has errors.
dim word$(100)
c=1
input w$
for x=1 to len(w$)
if mid$(w$,x)<>" "
if mid$(w$,x)=chr$(34) then quotes=1:c=c+1
word$(c)=word$(c)+mid$(w$,x)
else
if mid$(w$,c-1)<>" " then c=c+1
endif
if quotes=1 then c=c+1:quotes=0
next x
for x=1 to c
if display=2 and word$(x)=chr$(34) then display=0
if display=2 then text$=text$+word$(x)+" "
if display=1 and word$(x)=chr$(34) then display=2
if word$(x)="display" and display=0 then display=1
next x
cls
print text$
Why the hell'd you ask me for crying out loud!?!