aww... how could you suggest that Martyn smokes
he's down to a few cuban's a day now (hehee)
Shadow thats kinda how it is... the worst thing is, is the fact that they're like bombs - you never know when they'll go off, especially (dare i say) fat women ... i mean most guys will be just like "yeah, whatever" not a damn about much, but the women christ - so see them taking a breath to talk ... you run for it, swear to god!
there's a nice little coffee shop in town (not Starbucks, although there is one lol) i saw this waitress, gotta feel sorry for the poor lass - she was only doing her job delivering the coffee and this women was like "what do you call this?" as she held up a muffin, she then layed into the poor girl for the fact that it wasn't quite big enough for her!
i mean surely people expect different shops, different portions no?
tell you a job that must suck big time, and thats being on the complaints desk at somewhere like Disneyland - or Disneyworld - or whatever the hell its called now... lol i dunno i've been to it once (well you have to, can't come to South Cali and not go lol) but i mean you see people and its like, things that happen are the staff's fault not thier own, but the staff have to be that scarey kinda happy. though it is kinda fun to make fun of them having to be kinda and polite to customers, i mean british stores people are generally kinda friendly and such - and they'll be polite about things, but once they've done the pleasentries they'll get on with whatever they were before.
there are some stores in LA i swear to god the attendants stalk you ... well be like in the changing room for a few seconds "sir, would you like any help?"
"help? with what i'm trying on these jeans!"
"i know sir but what if they're not to your liking, would you like me to help you pick out another pair?"
"but i might want just these."
"yes sir, but you can never have to many jeans."
... "oki, tell ya what you round me up some jeans and i'll take a look"
and whilst he's rounding up the jeans i make a quick dash to the checkout and try to pay for the things before he can come back.
worst still are the comments you get when you show your mate (ya know the one you take along who actually has fashion sense) and the attendant comes in with lines he musta practised like ... "oh that makes you look much thinner!"
anyone who's seen me will know first had, thinner is certainly NOT something that should be said to me - as i'm boardering on anarexic, not by choice its just my matabolism burn food like a furnace in winter.
and you get the other ones like, "oh that sweatshirt makes you look 5years younger." ... which i have has said to me and Chris burst out laughing for some quite obvious reasons.
and another once i've heard is... "ohh you're british, i can tell by the accent! you must try these" and he held up something truely ugly not even i'd eb blind enough to what'd make me look like an idiot to wear. It was a T-Shirt black with rhinestone things on the front with a great big (yup you've guessed it) union jack on the front.
i buggered him up though, cause i turned around and said "aww i'd take that if only you had a St. George version." it cracked me up cause the kid actually started searching for one, and like 5mins later her caught up with us and asked "what does the St. George look like?"
wonder though, why do they try to be overly helpful? are they paid per item of clothing they shift, cause it certainly seemed like it the way he seemed to want to get me to leave with the entire store lol
Tsu'va Oni Ni Jyuuko Fiori Sei Tau!
One block follows the suit ... the whole suit of blocks is the path ... what have you found?
