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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 00:02 Edited at: 11th Apr 2003 00:19
check this out though... i mean christ


can you blame her?

Mmmm ... now that is one tasti Ruski (^_^)
hey Sam have you heard of Evanessence? i mean i know you probably have one hear to the music scene all the time
man the lead singer in that group, Mmmmmmmm, thats Raven kinda taste right there. I don't know much about them but from the promo album i've been given there isn't a single track that i don't just absolutly love to bits on it!!
its just so quality to hear real rock again ... i mean there is no way you can misplace what these guys are. oh man and the lyrics of my favourite song Tourniquet hehee
just wish i had enough to get the album, i swear i'd love to have it without the "Whooosh!" every 30seconds

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 00:46 Edited at: 11th Apr 2003 00:55
Yeah its like supposedly over 80% of women under 30 find other women attractive and over 40% would act on it. Hmm it doesn't bother me really cos its hardly as if I can compete against women Anyway it means she doesn't mind my pics of semi naked ladies stuck up every where Anyways she doesn't actually sleep with women, but kinda likes watching lesbian porn and stuff. Hmm why are we talking about this? Back to Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Mmmmm

Umm Evanessence Yes they're from Arkansa right? I heard then last time I was in the states, pretty good, decent rock music. Plus you're right, the singer is very attractive - although personally I preffer cute to scary - although most of my rock chick female friends are cute, I like the sweet lil girls pretending to be all hard and tough lol

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 00:50
I'm too old to relate to these Disney girls at all, but I hear you on Sarah Michelle Gellar

I put a Buffy model into my game and the moment I selected it for play...

I found it really difficult to move because I had the movement physics of a shoulder ridding planet. This upset me greatly and I suffered from happyness-withdrawal symptoms for 8 entire plays of the game - even dying twice didn't cure me.

Then when I played the game the sixth time the game auto-downloaded a patch and I suddenly had a sister following me about, it was so infuriating because she wasn't there when I played the game the first 5 times and now she was always in the way, blagging my armour upgrades. Now i've nothing to wear and so tired of nagging, I feel hopelessly depressed.

Then to make matters worse the vampires started getting really rare and I had to kill things like gods, and that sucked because I was supposed to be a vampire slayer - needless to say this upsets me profoundly.

Then like i'm supposed to be the only one, THE slayer, but first there was this jungle girl who got killed then this wayward Faith, and what-ever Bimbo popped up the second time I died, and then there's these like 'slayer-wonna-be' tarts show up at my house on the 8th time I play the game and they all want a part of the action. I feel ripped off because I bought the game to be THE slayer and i'm having to share the title with the npc's. This made me even more depressed.

So anyway, I found out one of the slayerettes is all the tongue and tights type and that got me worried because i'm all so mixed up anyway and frankly the burger bar outfit is kind of cute. I'm scared out of my steak bag that she's going to go all Angel on me and that's making me really sad.

Oh and that Riley, talk about shallow-badly-written-by-a-woman-male-lead character. He sucked. I should have staked him with Adam-the-extremely-lame-monster-but-excellent-matrix-rip-off-special-effects-death-monster. That was dissapointing so I was very unhappy about it.

So anyway I got rid of the Buffy model and i'm taking anti-depressants.

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 00:59
lol Yeah Riley was SOOO a lame character. Although his 1 episode return recently was more interesting if you caught it.

If any1s actually played the Buffy game on Xbox what did you think? Personally I REALLY enjoyed it but quite a few reviewers hated it, said it was shallow, predictable etc. Maybe I was blinded by the cool graphics, smooth control and the fact I love Buffy. Ahhh well

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 01:24
Maybe they hadn't watched the TV series, which is shallow and predictable.

Yeah i've watched them all up to series 8 - which isn't out on PAL boxed set yet.... (telly version has too much edited out so I can't bare to watch it).

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 16:34
lol well the Riley series was certainly Shallow and predictable. I think the least predictable was the musical episode

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 18:55
whats the 'Riley' series?

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 11th Apr 2003 21:46
I just meant the series with the character Riley in it, he was Buffy's boyfriend after Angel. He was a wussy lovey dovey wanna kick him in the nuts kinda character who induced lots of girlie Mills and Boon style story lines. He got kicked out cos the episodes with him in were invariably bland, predictable, no action and no-brainers

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Wayne
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Posted: 12th Apr 2003 13:05
wow. I'm just amazed. What a right down the drain forum this is becoming.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Posted: 12th Apr 2003 15:20
If you don't like it, leave. You're borderline spamming.

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Jonny_S
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Posted: 13th Apr 2003 00:49
hehehehe this forums is brilliant personally I go for anything in a skirt im desparate 3yrs with no sexual activity I wonder what went wrong

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Daz
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Posted: 13th Apr 2003 14:28
Does that include Scottish guys then? Or do you classify them as in kilts?

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 13th Apr 2003 14:48
I tried putting a Scottish highlander model into my computer game and as soon as I did...

I immediately got very itchy... I meen everytime I was standing idle I had to scratch.

I developed an unrelenting desire to jump off things so that my skirt, I meen kilt, rose upwards.

Within minutes I was out of my face on whiskey, and then when the monsters started pointing and laughing at me I just had to stress how 'SCOTTISH' I was not not 'British' because 'British' is a word the 'English' use to describe themselves when they meen 'English' but say 'British' and that was racism I didn't want to be associated with.

Another player then logged on and started killing the monsters, he was English so in order to ensure I wasn't confused for being English I started helping the monsters. Afterall if English people kill monsters I could hardly do the same thing, I am 'SCOTTISH'!

After a while I got curious as to what Scotsmen wore under their kilts, so I looked for a really big drop off and jumped down to raise the skirt, I meen kilt, however my bagpipes snagged the skirt, I meen kilt, and I never got to see what was there before I landed in....

The North Sea. Which is of course Scottish so it was a fitting end.

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Jonny_S
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Posted: 13th Apr 2003 20:53
no they also have to have breasts x-d

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Arrow
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 09:16
All joking aside, I'm currently working on a game where the main character will be female. And not Tomb Raider style female, a desent female main character where sex isn't the main focus. What do you thunk about that? *prepairs for the wave of gasps*

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 09:19
its been done lol
but then most don't even realise that it was a women (^_^)
i'll leave it to the good investigation skills of the users to figure out what game i'm talking about.

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 11:05
I'm doing the same too, except my main female character is naked, bounces, and is just a blatant ploy to appeal to the mid-20's male player base that the game is aimed at...

Commercialism baby, that's my excuse.

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Kangaroo2
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 12:11
Raven - Um what about Metroid? Surely Samus is the ultimate example of a character people don't realise is female?

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Danmatsuma
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 12:15
and the shambler from quake, I'm pretty sure that was one of my ex girlfriends...

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 13:40
the Shambler was my Ex's mom
hehee, see i knew it wouldn't take long for anyone to get it.

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Danmatsuma
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 14:55
Just as scarey as a girlfriend's mother that thing, bursting in on you just as you're getting settled in to some strawberries ROAAAAR!!! curlers in the hair etc..

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 16:06
ahh thats the worst ever... never had my Ex's mom popin on us - to be honest i was a good boy round thier house... erm honest :: wonders what happened to his halo, ahh thats right ::

but god its awkard when your trying to get some of those quality strawberrys, the ones that they just love to scream about and the door opens... (doh! forgot you gave your mom the key) and there is an relatively awkard chat that follows with your mom wanting to know whats going on (like being wrapped up in the couch cushions isn't enough of a hint to bog off lol

after that no matter how hard you try once she's gone, there ain't no way you can get your banana out let along find some good strawberries..

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 14th Apr 2003 16:06
christ yulia is cute... hehee i'm glad i posted those pics - very lovely second page.

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 15th Apr 2003 00:00
Hehe, speaking of mums I made a model of my mum and put it into my computer game and as soon as I did...

It took a good few minutes for my body to adjust to the overdose of PMT but once settled I was a god! Those monsters didn't know what hit them, talk about rage! I had them tidying their rooms, washing the car, hoovering the house, cleaning the bathroom, washing up the dinner plates (even though the level had a dishwasher) and doing their own washing within 12 years of gametime!

4 years more into the game I got bored, hired a cleaner and ate the monsters.

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Posted: 15th Apr 2003 06:38
Pneu: So you didn't end up finding the secret drawer with the vodka?

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