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Benji, I'm sure you are perfectly capable of learning to 3D model and to texture, it is not hard at all, you will not find everyone all of the time to be nice enough to make you something, good thing it was a rather simple object. I found myself instead of asking for a model, I looked at 3D apps, found anim8or and started there completely clueless on how a 3D model is made, I looked a few tutorials to get me started and taught myself from there (thats the slow route, follow as many tuts as you can) and you'll find in the end you'll be happier with what you have, you will start of with the most embarrising models, but practice and you'll progress.
We can't do everything for you, as you have the model you want, open up lithunwrap, UVMap it and then texture in GIMP or paint.net, if it looks bad, learn from it.