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1) Baby crocadile make great pets, but remember the grow up
2) Always wear a sock in bed
3) The girl in the corner who is looking at you actually does like you
4) Take time out and have a beer
5) Before you play footsie in bed was your feet
6) Channel Five Sux!
7) Yahoo!'s max email size is 3mb
8) You can get free cable if you damage your card
9) Those records you got at school stay with you for life
10) I'm really really bored
11) The best place tick tickle a girl is her ....
12) Betting is legal if you tell nobody about it
13) Life isn't sweeter with necter
14) There is no grass on the other side, because the americans tore it up for oil
15) Am i a jackass
16) A jackass i am
17) I am a jackass
18) Jackass i am
19) Jackass am i
20) I gonna end now

Leade

This belongs in the Off-Topic section buddy... or the bin, I can't decide which is more appropriate.