A joke to plant on someones computer(1 line)

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Cave Man

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Posted: 26th Jan 2007 18:56 Edited at: 27th Jan 2007 19:26

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I made this as a joke. I decided to post it here.

NOTE: be aware that you must use the task manager to turn this off.
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load dll "User32.dll",1 : hide window : do : MBox(":P","????",4 || 32) : loop : FUNCTION MBox(Caption as string, Message as string, mtype as integer) : RV = call dll(1,"MessageBoxA",0,Message,Caption,mtype) : endfunction RV

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load dll "User32.dll",1 : hide window
i = timer()
do
    MBox(":P","????",4 || 32)
loop

FUNCTION MBox(Caption as string, Message as string, mtype as integer)
    RV = call dll(1,"MessageBoxA",0,Message,Caption,mtype)
endfunction RV

It wouldn't run on the computer i was gonna use it on, but i wanna know how people react when they see this.

Everything i say is a lie

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LD52

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Posted: 27th Jan 2007 03:58 Edited at: 27th Jan 2007 04:04

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How you turn it off!! I had to restart my computer .... I Laughed though im gunna try and put that on my friends computer through a disk and see how he reacts.. its funny .. im just gunna change the Wording of the Program .

Good job

Edit: is there a way to make the "No" button say yes also giving no choice to the person ?? and freak them out as if they have to say yes ....?

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Cave Man

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Posted: 27th Jan 2007 19:25 Edited at: 27th Jan 2007 19:26

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Thanks

Quote: "How you turn it off!!"

Oops!

I totally forgot to mention that you need to use the task manager to get it off. Editing top post...

Quote: "is there a way to make the "No" button say yes"

Not using message boxes. You'd have to use BlueGUI or a different program like visual basic to do this. All you'd have to do is make a form that appears to be a message box with two buttons that both say yes.

Everything i say is a lie

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Robot

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Posted: 30th Jan 2007 08:27 Edited at: 30th Jan 2007 08:30

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[Edit]
Sorry, I posted in the wrong section...

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Kieran

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Posted: 1st Feb 2007 01:42

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lol umm you should have a really long line of windows that loop saying different things lol

but yeah thats pretty funny, im gonna own my friends computer

~Kieran

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LD52

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Posted: 1st Feb 2007 21:48

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Did it on my friends Computer ... He stressed about it for an hour ... making his Norton AntiVirus do a scan ... He thought it was a virus ... After an hour though i told him it was a joke and he laughed about it and asked me how to turn it off and i used task manager since i know now. Good times!

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Sixty Squares

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Posted: 6th Feb 2007 02:08 Edited at: 6th Feb 2007 03:24

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LOL Very nice! I edited it a little. Now all it says is OK and it has more than 1 message.

NOTE: This will not REALLY download a virus. It just says so

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load dll "User32.dll",1 : hide window
i = timer()
String$="Click OK to download a free virus!"
do
    Press=MBox("www.FreeVirus.com",String$,0 || 32)
    if Press=1 then inc NumPress,1
    if NumPress>0 then String$="Congrats! The Virus Was Downloaded! Thanks for shopping with us!"
    if NumPress=2 then end
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FUNCTION MBox(Caption as string, Message as string, mtype as integer)
    RV = call dll(1,"MessageBoxA",0,Message,Caption,mtype)
endfunction RV

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Diggsey

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Posted: 8th Feb 2007 23:03

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You should make one that says: "Do you want to see another one of these messages?" and the side which says "No" moves to the other side of the box from where the cursor is!

You would need BlueGUI for it though

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