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Posted: 7th May 2003 22:01
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Ah "Jamin in New York" good stuff, I esspecially like how it pretains to todays events. It almost sounds like it was recorded later year, insted of last decade.

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Ian T
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Posted: 8th May 2003 01:31
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Actually, I think it's totally up to the user. Encarta Dictionary dosen't list the plural and that's pretty rare... I've seen mouses on many sites, but Pricewatch.com and others say mice. I say mice too...

Why do I get headaches whenever I slam my head into a brick wall?

Why do I feel dizzy after I jump out of a plane?

Why do paper items get damaged when I place them in hellfire?

Why do people call me insane just because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises, and that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine?

Why does Chris Colombus channel Alfred Hitchcock whenever he gets the chance?

Why am I not a mastermind?

--Mouse

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 8th May 2003 02:22 Edited at: 8th May 2003 02:22
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Why does + - x / = ?

Snake? What happened? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!! - Colonel Roy Campbell

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 02:28 Edited at: 8th May 2003 02:28
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LOL, now that's original

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
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MiniMark
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If you cant drink and drive, why do you have drive through bottle shops and why do pubs have car parks?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (My daughter hates that one)

Once found a page and half of these questions, why cant I remember them? :-s

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Posted: 8th May 2003 09:01
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Who beleaves in telakinisis, raise my hand.

I beleave that was one of them, MiniMark, along with:

Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

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spooky
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Posted: 8th May 2003 17:38
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Why is a three letter word.

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Ian T
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I don't belive in telakinisis. I belive in telekinesis

--Mouse

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Solidz Snake
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I believe in television. LOL!

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spooky
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Posted: 8th May 2003 23:39
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Why has the DB pryamid (at top of this page) got two doors?

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Posted: 9th May 2003 02:16
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It's a men's and women's restroom.

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The chicken crossed the road to get away from Dark Basic.

The DB pyrimid has 2 doors, both are exits.

LMAO

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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bitJericho
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Why isn't PHONETIC spelled the way it sounds?

Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word.

Why do they call them APARTMENTS when they are so close together?

Why do they give you suckers when you deposit money in the bank?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Why doesn't Hawaii have Interstate Highways?

Why do you need a Driver's License to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

Why do they put braille on the keypad of drive-through ATM's?

You know that little undestructible black box they use on airplanes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

How does they guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Why do they call a television a set, when there is only have one of them?

Why do they call it a pair of pants when we refer to just one trouser?

And in the case of the UK: Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

http://www.flash.net/~kofx/rwesjokes.htm


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Posted: 19th May 2003 18:45
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Why do some people post in old threads?

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why do you always need a wank after you get out of the bath?
why is it good luck if a pigeon shits on you, but if you shit on them its illegal?
why am i such a woman magnet... to women over 60?
why is it always the really little puny dogs which run upto garden gates and bark?
why are old ladies always bent over gardening?
why are blondes so damn thick?
why am i still making these things up?
why did the stupid people from years ago think the world was flat?
why did i go to my AS German oral with no preparation and end up speaking english?
why are there so many types of cheese? one for every different cow?
why am i STILL making these up!?!?
why does my computer hate me?
why do two gay men always come to my till at work?
furthermore, why do i blush?
why dont i realise im running out of jokes and stop now?
why dont i just give up on life altogether?
all these questions... why are there no answers?

uk.geocities.com/maniacimagine check it out. ill soon be formally opening it.
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