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Geek Culture / An extract From The Latest Mills and Boon Novel... This is what we are missing!

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Rose
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An extract From The Latest Mills and Boon Novel... This is what we are missing! With writing like this there really is no need for pictures! or is there??? Enjoy...
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.
The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance.
I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, Inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.
Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace.
I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock."
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 17th Oct 2002 21:36
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Ahh... someone's been stalkin' me again

No matter they'll never find out about that stable incident - Mwhahaa

Holy jumping mother of god NOOOO!!!...
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ChipOne
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Posted: 17th Oct 2002 21:37
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The enjoy part was pretty much assured until the part about the flock.



Ah, these 21 year old gals are such teases. hehehe lol...and btw, I would really appreciate if we did INDEED leave the pictures out on this one...

-= i only do what my rice krispies tell me to do =-
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QuothTheRaven
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Posted: 17th Oct 2002 23:35
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*vomits in terror*
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 00:50
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hahaa... someone let a kid in here

Holy jumping mother of god NOOOO!!!...
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MrTAToad
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 01:05
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And she's not Welsh ?!

Yes, I really am THAT good...
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Mirthin
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 03:33
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Is this extract verbatim? No way. Ever read any Jilly Cooper? Thankfully I haven't. Only heard of it. What a fuckin' pervert.
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 09:34
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yeah well... women for you i suppose - is a wonder why the heck do they always read romance novels?
(and i'm using the term romance loosly as most of the time the plot is some women often married meets a guy and cops off with him)

I think we can safely say that this is probably the first active girl in the forums - either that or a VERY twisted guy with too much spare time

Don't take it that ya know we don't think your a girl... just still a lil skeptical becuase we've had many loosers call themselves girls before and turned out to be a guy - just for some sick joke. Not to start up an argument similar to RGT about this so don't take this as flamefodder -- but i mean because the guys have done that once too often, there are very few girls who use DB that i can honestly say i'm sure of! Which is probably why girls are consider'd a lil myth for coding around here, like a unicorn

Holy jumping mother of god NOOOO!!!...
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 15:52
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I think these romance novels are a sort of female equivalent to porn. Porn is in-your-face, but at least these novels throw in a trace of poetry, sometimes they often over-do it. But why this is a scene involving bestiality is beyond me.
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Dynamo
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 16:35
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oops, can a mod delete that? i didnt want to screw up the post...


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Mirthin
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Posted: 18th Oct 2002 21:56
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It wasn't your fault, or at least I don't think so.
My kingdom for an edit button!
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rapscaLLion
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Posted: 20th Oct 2002 21:04
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wtf?

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 21st Oct 2002 01:15
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we could say the same about your av

Anata aru kowagaru no watashi!
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rapscaLLion
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lol

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Kale
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reminds me of that terrible incident with the vicar, the jack russell and that pound of minced dundee cake! :/ nasty!

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 21st Oct 2002 18:14
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hahaa... oh god... thats a name i've not heard in a while and that is definatly not the first image i'd like to have associated with him

Anata aru kowagaru no watashi!
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rapscaLLion
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again: wtf?

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 22nd Oct 2002 14:47
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no way in hell i'm explaining that ... i just got that image out of my head
he was a funny guy though wasn't he

Anata aru kowagaru no watashi!
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Solidz Snake
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Holy mutha of cows! wtf?! wait, let me finish reading it...

...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! whatta story! if there's a Pulitzer for Short Funny (+ slightly naughty) Jokes, this one could be a Nominee!

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Rose
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Posted: 28th Oct 2002 14:15
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My email accounts are full of jokes and stories like this, I guess uni students have too much time on their hands!

If want I'll post some more stuff like this....
Just to brighten up your days!
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MrTAToad
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Posted: 28th Oct 2002 18:33
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Stick them on your web site, and then tell us the URL

Yes, I really am THAT good...
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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 28th Oct 2002 19:22
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yeah thats the sprit

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Solidz Snake
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no no! post it here! it feels like a real live person is telling the jokes, instead of reading them until finish!

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watta gal...

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