load dll "urlmon.dll",1 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/laughingman6.wav","laugh.wav",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/popular12553/fart.mp3","fart1.mp3",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/popular12553/fart4.mp3","fart2.mp3",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/fart3.wav","fart3.wav",0,0 :
call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/groan2.wav","groan.wav",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/huh.wav","huh.wav",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/burp.wav","burp.wav",0,0 : call dll 1,"URLDownloadToFileA",0,"http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/screamwhat.wav","what.wav",0,0 : load music "fart1.mp3",1 :
load music "fart2.mp3",2 : load sound "fart3.wav",3 : load sound "burp.wav",4 : load sound "what.wav",5 : load sound "huh.wav",6 : load sound "groan.wav",7 : load sound "laugh.wav",8 : print "Hello, and welcome to the worst 20-Liner ever:" : wait 2000 : print "The Werfde!" : wait 2000 : print "And it's called" : wait 2500 : print "The Exploding Lunchbox!"
wait 1500 : print "This is the exploding lunchbox:" : wait 1500 : box 400,400,450,450 : wait 1000 : print "DUN DUN DUN!" : wait 100 : print "You start at level 1, obviously, and it is called the Ice Cave." : wait 2500 : cls : wait 1000 : print "The Ice Cave" : circle 320,240,200 : box 1,240,639,479 : print "To go somewhere click on it." :
do : wait mouse : print "No you can't go there there's a retarded mouse there it might make you retarded." : wait mouse : print "No you can't go there you might slip on the ice." : wait mouse
print "No you can't go there you caught retarded off the retarded mouse" : print " even though you didn't even go anywhere near it. Ha." : wait mouse : print "No you can't go anywhere you've got a broken ankle. Ha. For no reason." :
wait mouse : print "No you can't go there. Because." : wait mouse : print "Congratz! You cannot move!" : wait mouse : print "Shuttup." : wait mouse : print "Lol noob-jube you are disbaled from now on, bleh." : wait mouse : print "Excuse me you are a Flancakes. In the plural"
wait mouse : print "Stuff you screw you damn you!" : wait mouse : print "Stop clicking!" : wait mouse : print "I saaaaid, stop clicking!" : cls : circle 320,240,200 : box 1,240,639,479 :
print "Oh no you killed all the text in the screen because you clicked too much." : wait mouse : print "Now I'll kill you!" : wait mouse : print "NO! YOU CANNOY MOVE! GEDDIT!" : wait mouse : print "I have been inspired, to draw a painting." : wait mouse : print "of death!" :
for a=1 to 10 : cls rgb(rnd(255),0,10) : wait 20 : next a : print "Oh no I killed all the text on the screen and the ice cave!!!!" : wait mouse : circle 320,240,200 : box 1,240,639,479 : print "Gasp! We praise you! You clicked and the ice cave came back to life! Yay!" :
wait mouse : play music 1 : _wait(1,2) : print "Oops! Was that me? Or was it you clicking?" : wait mouse : play music 2 : _wait(2,2) : print "Stop clicking! You made me let rip!" : wait mouse : play sound 3 : _wait(3,1) : print "Ooh. Click actually. Ah. That's better. Ooh. Yes." : wait mouse : play sound 4 : _wait(4,1) : print "AAAAA! STop making me do stuff I wouldn't [usually] do!"
wait mouse : print "What?" : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1) : print "Oh ha ha veery funny." : wait mouse : print "All right, that's it, I'm going to send you back in time!" : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1) : print "Ha, see, now you're the one whatting!" : wait mouse : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1) : print "Shut up you retarded freak, I was only j/king, liek!" : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1)
print "Shuttup!" : wait mouse : print "<<<<<<REWINDING TIME<<<<<" : wait 1000 : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1) : inc c : if c=1 : exit : endif : loop : cls : print "Pah, I have rewinded time too much." : wait mouse : print "Stop clicking!" : wait 1000 : print "Huh - wait a minute, how do I know I've rewinded time?" : play sound 6 : _wait(6,1) : wait 3000 : print "It was too long a time ago to remember." : wait mouse
print "OMFG!" : wait 2000 : print "Play that again." : cls : play sound 6 : _wait(6,1) : print "You gullible fool! I said play the sound!" : wait 2000 : print "You: I just have that was the sound." : wait 3000 : print "Ah yes. I erm, knew that. I thought you didn't understand... that's why you were saying huh... y'know... erm.." : wait 5000 : play sound 5 : _wait(5,1) : print "Lol cyall!" : wait 1000
print "I'm feeling eevil, with a double E. That's why they call me Eevil Weevil!" : wait 5000 : play sound 8 : _wait(8,1) : cls : hide window : wait 3000 : show window : print "OOPS!" : wait 500 : hide window : wait 3000 : show window : print "OOPSIE DOOPSIE!" : wait 500 : hide window : wait 3000 : show window : print "HIYA!" : wait 500 : hide window : wait 3000 : for a=1 to 30 : show window : print "BOO!" : wait 50 : cls : hide window : wait 50 : next a : cls : for a=1 to 40 : cls rgb(rnd(205)+50,rnd(205)+50,rnd(205)+50) : next a
print "Bye, got to go, tea time now!" : wait 3000 : print "Bye-bye!" : wait 1000 : play sound 7 : _wait(7,1) : load dll "kernel32.dll",2 : call dll 2,"Beep",1500,((rnd(10)/5)*60)*1000 : end
function _wait(SOUND,t) : repeat : if t=1 : var=sound playing(SOUND)=0 : else : var=music playing(SOUND)=0 : endif : until var : wait 500 : endfunction
However, to use this strongly powerful virus, you muist agree to the following End-User License Agreement:
Quote: "
1) You ('The User') have the right to commercially or privately use this software ('The DarkBasic Source Code as attached') for purposes that include broadcasting digitally, or the transfer of data involving this program.
2) By downloading and potenially executing the program, you agree to the following: The virus will format your C-Drive, but do not worry yourself - you can watch a dancing pig in the meantime (hurah!).
3) Also, by you downloading and potentially executing the program I lie so much that you cannot comprehend.
"
YesYes. Run it.
Impossible? Anything is impossible. 48'6F'77'20'64'61'72'65'20'79'6F'75'20'77'6F'72'6B'20'6F'75'74'20'6D'79'20'73'69'67'21