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Geek Culture / Car Bumper Stickers!

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 13:58
I thought that because the "Why!" thread was becomming popular, this was another option which may be to your liking. Car Bumper Stickers!

"Don't laugh, It's paid for!"

Do your worst peeps
"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
Shadow Robert
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Posted: 8th May 2003 14:38
"I have a Baby in the back and i'm not afriad to use it!"

saw that the otherday on an SUV hehee

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 14:39
ROFL, yeah, I saw something like that to

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 14:42
"I'm a member of the AA!"

Not the rescue service either!

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 8th May 2003 14:44
"This is a rental car... HONESTLY!!"



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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 8th May 2003 14:49
If u can read this, you're driving too close!

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Shadow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 16:59
http://www.dumbbumpers.com/ Try this for size.
Arrow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 21:24
I brake fore opical illutions.

Honk if your horn is broken.

My kid can beat up your honor student.

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 8th May 2003 22:09
"Inidcators may not indicate the direction i'm turning"

"I brake for Deer (after i hit them)"

"Hows my driving? call 555-LIKEIGIVEADAMN to report"

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 22:20
I thought shadow's link was funny, some of them are quite old though. The old ones are always the best!

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APEXnow
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Posted: 8th May 2003 22:24 Edited at: 8th May 2003 22:25
I always remember seeing a plaque on an expensive motorbike with the words embossed:

"Is there life after death, f''k with this bike and you'll find out"

I still chuckle when I think about that!

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
John H
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Posted: 8th May 2003 23:30
Solidz i heard about one like that, cept it was like this (in very small print)

If you are reading this right now I could slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Dazzag
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Posted: 9th May 2003 01:09
I saw one on the back of a brand new Ferrari once : "My other car is a Lada". Hohoho.

And one I always remembered for no apparent reason : "Once a king, always a king. But once a night is enough". Arf.

As a sidenote, the most cute registration I ever saw was K90 RGY. Took me a couple of seconds, but think of lots of open minded dogs with the doors locked.

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Posted: 9th May 2003 02:05
I saw one that said " My other car is a peice of **** too."

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Posted: 9th May 2003 02:09
lol no good bumper stickers, but I saw a lawn ornament, looked like a tomb stone and read: "Here lies the body, cold and hard of the last darn dog that $hit on my yard!"

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John H
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Posted: 9th May 2003 04:50
Lol this wasnt on a bumper sticker but its still kinda funny....

When people ARENT rich, they are trying to GET rich. When peeople ARE rich they are trying to STAY rich!

My Dad told me that one

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APEXnow
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Posted: 9th May 2003 12:59
Thing is, there's some truth behind that to

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.
Cras
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Posted: 9th May 2003 14:44
hmm rpgamer... i didnt get the joke behind that was it a joke?
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Posted: 9th May 2003 17:04
'My other car is a tank'...

Good news everyone! I really am THAT good...
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Posted: 9th May 2003 19:59
Quote: "'My other car is a tank'..."


LOL!!!

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Posted: 10th May 2003 03:54
"My grandfather died piecefully in his sleep,......
unlike the other screaming passangers in the back of the car at the time!"

"Man who looses key to woman's appartment...... He get no nookie" - A wise chinese man.

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