Monty Python . . . what else have I learned?
I don't like spam (surprised in a way this hasn't become a cult thing in the age of e-mail).
There is a machine that goes ping.
Giant cats can destroy cities way faster than giant lizards can.
No matter how much I want to be a lion tamer, I should just suck it up and pull down a desk job.
If people fall from windows, it's better to start a betting line than to call emergency services.
Ah . . .
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you; you can come over to my house and ---- my sister!