Assuming The Onion is a nonbias equal opportunity insultor, like Mensia, 12 reminds me of "Obama Backers". Find some weird niche that neither side likes/hates such as the "backers" and controlling their lives would be interesting, to me anyway.
Note: You have to watch the onion news on this to understand I'm not going pro or anti political-sided on this.
It's not about backing obama really...
All your ideas above, I can also match them to similar games that have already been created... if you haven't already done so...
To come up with a genuinely new idea, it's usually easier when you're with friends and start the "what if" thought stream. You know, when you think of hysterical things you should write down but forget the day after... should help a bit.
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