Quote: "Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"."
So true, especially when people start saying it in conversations, not just on msn.
Quote: "Post some of your own."
Not really the same thing but...
Never say what time you'll be home, then you can't be late
Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and, you weep alone
Live for today for tomorrow never comes
Whether you think you can or can’t…you’re right
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If technology doesn’t seem like magic, it’s probably obsolete.
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
Monk

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.