You really need an attitude adjustment, Zach. People aren't going to help or want to help you if you don't change your attitude. I say this with the hope and faith that you'll realize this.
Anyway, I know of some great resources for independent filmmaking. It's a subject I researched thoroughly for many years before I found my true interest with game development.
What makes a great movie is pretty much the following list...
Story - Without a good, compelling (even if it's a comedy) story, any movie will flop.
Lighting and sound - These two are so often overlooked. With the right equipment for lighting and sound, not only can you add different emotions to the scene, you can control how it looks and sound.
Cast - Obviously, your actors/actresses are what will truly bring your story to life. Without people who can act properly, you as a director will have a nightmare on your hands trying to get something shot properly.
The camera - This is sort of true and not true at the same time. Obviously, with a grade-A Hollywood film camera you can accomplish a lot, but the camera is only as good as you are. If you don't know the first thing about f-stops, aperture settings or what "all manual" means, you need to study them by looking into photography/videography a bit more in-depth. Also; camera movements! With the right movements and speed, you can tension or other emotion to your scenes by simply moving the camera.
If you want more information and lessons, do what I did between 2004-2011 and use GOOGLE! It is seriously your best friend in this situation. Look up books, websites, tutorial videos, just research the whole package. Check out sites and forums like videomaker.com and indietalk.com. Just use your head and Google terms that you are interested in!
EDIT - I forgot the most important thing; get our there and shoot! Learn how to use your camera. The best way of doing this is to shoot, shoot shoot! Shoot footage under different conditions to learn how your camera works in those settings. Always experiment and try something new!