I have a brother, and he's just as obsessed with hair as I am with programming. He's already got himself a job as a hairdresser.
Once upon a time, TheComet left his laptop unlocked in the living room. TheComet's brother of course took this opportunity to post the words
"I'm gay" on TheComet's facebook wall. The first reply was
"Coming out of the closet on your brother's facebook, are we?", followed by
"A gay hairdresser? I've NEVER heard of that before...".
That day, TheComet received multiple SMS messages asking if it were true that TheComet's brother were gay. Of course TheComet confirmed their suspicions with utmost glee.
At school, TheComet was confronted with people wanting to know if his brother really was gay or not.
The moral of the story : Hairdressers are gay.
TheComet