LOL kevin,
I thought I was being a little brutal, but skimming that article I realized I pretty much hit it on the head! That is uncanny... so much childhood boredom condensed to one article...
Sorry, but I just cannot be excited about Australian history, It really has to be the most boring history record of any nation. *any nation*
Find one more boring... Open challenge.
It has its share of controversy and horrors, but when you condense it to its bullet points like in the wiki article, there is really nothing actually uniquely interesting about it.
I liked the dream-time stuff, settler ways were quaint, captain cook was Cooked by cannibals, eureka stockade were a bunch of drunk miners who were basically pissed about the price of gold and decided to hold a siege, ultimately they were taken down brutally.
Ned Kelly was shot in the knees and hung as a thief and murderer.
Prove to me someone under 50 can recite one passage written by Banjo Patterson without consulting wikipedia...
Our Gallipoli troops were downright brave, but were given a bum steer and delivered to a massacre and very cleverly escaped. *note-Downright no dis-respect here, that was hardcore and beyond anything I can actually grasp.
BTW the Chinese have been here nearly as long as the English settlers and are still considered Foreigners?!
When I look Back at Australian history, I see a lot of topics, and a lot of words written, but the actual impact and horror of it
is written in very few words.
I am an Aboriginal sympathizer.
The horrors that they were subjected to are very briefly written about and rarely discussed.
I stop myself here, because It just gets ugly and against AUP.
Ok, Jokes over, No more eye burn.