I think she means New Zealand is heaven, of course...I simply disagree, everybody knows the UK is heaven.
Let's look at it this way, where do we associate the heavens? The sky of course and what comes from the sky? Rain and where is there a lot of rain? In the UK. The sky is full of water, so's Somerset at the moment. Clouds? Well, sheep look like clouds and Wales is full of them, *granted* New Zealand is notorious for sheep too, which is why I can see somebody could mistake New Zealand as heaven, but really - don't the heavens have dominion over the earth? Well my dear friends, three words, The British Empire, it had much dominion over the earth, New Zealand is but a speck.
Also, we created Piers Morgan and the man is probably arrogant enough to think he's God.
/argument