Quote: "Do you even stylus bro?"
Yeah, I lift

I got a Wacom. But I find that stylus-style (+10pts) HIDs just don't feel good for scribbling. Pen+paper is faster because I can squeeze things in, insert stuff, etc and I'm not hindered by resolution or display size. I like being able to fold, flip and manipulate-in-general my paper. I suppose it may be just "what I'm used to"-syndrome, but I do believe there's some truth to it too. Like why some people are better with std keyboards (like me, I don't like keyboards with gamer/coder -centric layouts). It would be an interesting experiment to benchmark a stylus and a pen user (or users and do an average).
Quote: "You could throw an ipad and a laptop aswell, and it wouldprobably be more effective aswell"
Yes but paper is cheaper to replace. Quality vs quantity: in this case qty wins due to budget, easy storage and faster reload speeds.
You're a bad man!