Hmmm! My predictions for 2004:
1) George W. Bush will surprise a lot of people by doing something right for once.
2) A future Mars mission will discover a sign saying: "Comming soon: Starbucks!"
3) While under the stress of his trial, Micheal Jackson's face will drop off.
4) Marlon Brando will explode with a force of about 12 megatons when he sits on a tack.
5) While under the stress of his trial, Micheal Jackson's other face will drop off.
6) It will be discovered that the Earth is flat after all.
7) Director Peter Jackson may announce he will consider making the prequel to Lord of the Rings, "The Hobbit." (well, you never know)
8) Elvis will be found alive and well as the official food taster for Burger King.
9) Richard Branson will be voted the world's most sexiest man of 2004.
10) Following with the succeses of "Toy Story" "Toy Story 2" and "Shrek", Pixar will release a new CGI movie called "Horny Lesbian Busty Lovers."
11) Someone will realize that bringing back "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is a mistake.
12) Someone will realize that bringing back "He-Man" is a mistake.
13) Robin Williams will be voted the world's most hairiest man of 2004 (a gorilla will come second and a french prostitute third.)
14) UK lottery numbers for October 9th: 7 12 27 30 34 45
15) The world will end on October 8th.
Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
