Hey, here's a tip:
i was about to post, but something interesting just happened and i want to type that instead. It is related to coolness.
This has happened twice.
Hearing strange noises, so i go to my window. It's foxes, making really loud noises by fighting or just sort of barking in that stupid way they do.
Shouted at them for ages.
Get sick of it, and shouted f**k off at them.
They bolted at the sound.
That's happened to me twice: any other shouting they ignore, but f**k off sends them running.
Therefore i must be reasonably cool, as i command an army of foxes now. Mwuahahahaha! or something like that. Anyway.
-Dave
Your soul...it tastes like chicken
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