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Geek Culture / Favourite Movie Quotes

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Chris K
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Posted: 2nd May 2004 13:10
Mine's probably from American Beauty. Lester writes it on a questionaire from his boss asking what he thinks his job is:

Quote: "My Job mainly consists of masking my contempt for the ***holes in charge, and, at lest once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."


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Posted: 2nd May 2004 17:25
My favourite quote is from One Foot in The Grave......

[quote]Did you know that the police can use sperm to fingerprint people now?....The reply..I don't see what was wrong with the old ink-pads."

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"OMG... His ass is on backwards!"


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it's in my sig, Clint Eastwood said it....not the electric funeral bit

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Posted: 2nd May 2004 18:11 Edited at: 2nd May 2004 18:12
I'll be back. - Terminator 2

Great scott! - Back to the Future, the Doc.

Aye. - Scotty, Star Trek (TOS)

Oh, cheer up Brian. You can always look on the bright side.. of life.. - Some Dude Being Crusified in Monty Python's the Life of Brian

We found this spoon. - Monty Python's The Life of Brian

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I would like two rounds, and one flat..[rocks]
Let it be written that we shall take immediate action..
Meh, almost every line from Monty Python is gold.

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Posted: 2nd May 2004 18:46 Edited at: 3rd May 2004 02:17
- Samuel L Jackson's bible quote in Pulp Fiction (i only know it in German )
- And I'll promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be tabu, except for the subject that was just under discussion! The prize you pay for bringing up either my chinese or american heritage as negative, I'll collect your FUCKING head! NOW IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME!
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Well, I didn't think so!- (Fucking head falls to ground)


Kill Bill: O'ren Ishii after cutting off boss ****'s (what boss was he?) head...

It seems there's 1 hourse too less - There are 2 too many

Once upon a time in the west (sorry for my terrible translation but you probably know which scene i mean )


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Posted: 3rd May 2004 00:55
Smith:
"Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Good bye, Mr. Anderson."

Neo:
"My name...is Neo!"


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I bet your asking your self one question right now, did he fire 6 shots or only 5. The thing is in all the excitement I clean forgot myself, so I've gotta ask, do you feel lucky, well do ya, PUNK.

Clint Eastwood.

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Posted: 3rd May 2004 02:06
"She knows my name, she knows everything, SHE WANTS MY SOUL!!!" Arthur Hurk (Big Trouble).

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Quote: "I bet your asking your self one question right now, did he fire 6 shots or only 5. The thing is in all the excitement I clean forgot myself, so I've gotta ask, do you feel lucky, well do ya, PUNK.

Clint Eastwood.
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Which movie is this quotation from?
One of the "dollar movies"?


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Well it's not Dirty Barry.... erm.... feeling slightly old now....

Ahem. Off the top of my head : "I let him go". Heh. Which followed another class line, "I lied". Arf. Note that one is easy if you grew up on 80's classics. Um, they were new at the time though. Sigh...

Cheers

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Dirty Harry! Not Barry! I saw that

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Quote: ""You missed both my legs!!!""


Bottom Live.......and an episode too.

When Richie is hit between the legs with a baseball bat.

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Quote: "Dirty Harry! Not Barry! I saw that"
Aha. Damn. And I could swear it was Barry. Not Harry. Yes. Honest.

Anyone got my quotes yet?

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Posted: 3rd May 2004 03:33
A monologue from "Apocolapse Now"

Quote: "I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call
me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But
you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is
necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and
moral terrorare your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared.
They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces...Seems
a thousand centuries ago...We went into a camp to innoculate the children.
We left the camp after we had innoculated the children for Polio, and this old
man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went
back there and they had come and hacked off every innoculated arm. There
they were in a pile...A pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried...
I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I
wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want
to forget. And then I realized...like I was shot...Like I was shot with a
diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead...And I thought:
My God...the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect,
genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were
stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not
monsters...These were men...trained cadres...these men who fought with
their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with
love...but they had the strength...the strength...to do that. If I had ten
divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You
have to have men who are moral...and at the same time who are able to
utilize their primordal instincts to kill without feeling...without passion...
without judgement...without judgement. Because it's judgement that
defeats us. "


Amist the Blue Skies...
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Posted: 3rd May 2004 04:58
@Dazzag

And another quality quote from that movie ...

Quote: "Let off some steam, Bennett!"




Gah, I hate remembering good bits in movies. You always forget the best, but having recently seen predator ....

Quote: "Mac: You're ghosting us mother f**ker. One mo' time I'll bleed ya, real quiet, and leave ya here. Ya got that?!"


Killing Zoe:
Quote: "Eric: Get up and take a sh*t so we can go."


That'll do for now.

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Posted: 3rd May 2004 05:02
People are always asking me if I know tyler durden.

"Two minutes. Any last words?"

*muffled words*

With a gun barrel down your throat, you speak only in vowels.

"What?"

"Can't think of anything."


Anyone tell me what that's from? Pretty obvious actually...


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Lord Ozzum
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Dirty Harry?
James Bonde?
Teletubbies?

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Posted: 3rd May 2004 07:19
heh, fight club. amazing movie. um, i just saw second hand lions the other day, so

kid: you invite them up here so you can shoot at them?
uncle: man's gotta have a hobby.

lol.

oh, wow. insignificantpunks.cjb.net. we like orange treble clef notes, just for future reference.

no: website for progs yet.
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Posted: 3rd May 2004 11:40
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.


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Posted: 3rd May 2004 12:02
The One: "I am nobody's bitch! You are mine. I don't need to know you -- You only need to know me!"

Quote: ""Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."


LOL I remember that. I think Cage replied with something like, "She _was_ the prom queen" or something like that.


ROFLMAOOL!
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Yeah, "Cary was the prom queen" - it's close enough.


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MicroMan
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"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Aaah.

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Posted: 3rd May 2004 14:47
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

Ridley Scott's Blade Runner of course.


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See? Got so carried away that I forgot to attribute the quote. Blade Runner is a truly great film.

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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

An old classic, of course.


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Posted: 3rd May 2004 15:52
Quote: "To accelerate press accelerate"


Helpful in-game commentery in Enter The Matrix (I know it's not a movie but it's based on one)
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Posted: 3rd May 2004 15:59
"You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays."

Oh, and let's not forget:

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."


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Posted: 3rd May 2004 16:50
"Shut up, cheese-d!ck" or something...


ROFLMAOOL!
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Posted: 3rd May 2004 17:52 Edited at: 3rd May 2004 17:54
Not my favourite movie, but a great quote is:
''Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!'' From Clockwork Orange

I reckon my all time fave quote would have to be:

FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
ERBERT: What, the curtains?

Or maybe....

''You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!''

From Monties Holy Grail.


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"Would ya like to buy a monkey?"
and
"man oh man! I sure do hate those fancy lads!"

Cabin Boy

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Quote: "I don't like threats, I don't like bullies and I don't like you"


"To do is to be" - Descartes
"To be is to do" - Voltaire
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
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not really my best but off the top of my head:

"that's it mr. anderson... look past the flesh... look through the soft geletin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy"

-smith as bane, the matrix revolutions 2004.

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"Its only a flesh wound"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The African vs. European Swan Dialog

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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"Thanks for the apple... And the gun..."

Soul Survivor.


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Quote: ""Just look at the bones!""

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Quote: ""I'm giving it all she's got captain!""

Star-Trek...-Scotty


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Posted: 3rd May 2004 23:43
Quote: "Groovy."

Army of Darkness

Too many to list them all here...
http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/titles/22.html
Aliens

Quote: "I am hear to chew bubble gum and kick ass........and I am all out of bubble gum."

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Holy Grail

#1
Quote: "Dennis(aka old woman): Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!"


#2

Quote: "Monk:And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.""


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Quote: "we are the knights who say knee!!!!"

-holy grail


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Quote: " Don't Shoot !!!!!! LET THEM BURN !!!!!!!!! "

Saving Private Ryan

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Return of The Jedi
The Emperor to Luke:
Quote: "<sigh> "You want this..." <referring to light sabre on armrest>"


Rocky II
Adrian to Rocky, after coming out of coma in hospital room:
Quote: ""...Win,..win." <ominous gothic bell clangs deeply>"



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oh star-wars quote time
Quote: "i have a bad feeling about this"

if you don't know who this is quoting then you had a deprived childhood


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Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Man, don't nobody understand the words that come outta your mouth!


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hehee Rush hour2... i liked that film...

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
or the simpsons version:

Bond: "Oki, you've got me. But atleast tell me your plans for world domination!"
Dr X: "Ho ho ho... i'm not falling for that one again Mr. Bond."

"I think we should Run."
"Why?"
"Cause i think i just pulled the wrong wire out of this bomb!"
(i can't remember the movie it's from... the one with Mel Gibson, but not the first one in the series, has a black sidekick)

"Surely you don't know how to land this plane?"
"Well i've clocked almost 120hr in combat. And don't call me Shirly."

"... you were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!"

"9042 Wiltern... are you serious!?"
"I've gotta get my tool"
"Man that ain't a tool that's a brick, hell we might as well call jail and make reservations!"


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Nice to see a lot of Monty fans here - Grail is an awesomely funny movie, and it was filmed about 50 miles from me.

Here's a link to some nice sound bites and the script.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm


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"He's not the Messiha - he's a very naughty boy"


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Raven:
Quote: "I think we should Run."
"Why?"
"Cause i think i just pulled the wrong wire out of this bomb!"
(i can't remember the movie it's from... the one with Mel Gibson, but not the first one in the series, has a black sidekick)"


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Fallout, the full quote was "You're ghostin us motherf***er. Now I dont care who you are back in the world, you give our position away one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here.... Got that"

Some greats from predator 2:

"You admire the son of a b**ch"

"Lions, and tigers, and bears.....oh my. You're the lion. This is his jungle"

Both quality films - and the Alien Versus Predator film is out soon and it looks cool!

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heh

[Raven]

Bond: do you expect me to talk?
GF: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

goldfinger, a classic quote

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Lol Van B's link made me remember this one


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