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Flashing Blade
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Posted: 16th Jun 2004 16:34
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Quote: "Quote: "PS - I don't think you Scots can talk to us about success :p"

Actually were talking to you about your LACK of success , something that we are in fact more than qualified to talk about. "


Utter Bollox

Englands Record:

European Cup:
1996 - Semi Finals - Lost on Penalties to eventual winners
1972 - Quarter Finals - Lost to eventual winners.
1968 - Semi Finals

World Cup:
1954 - Quarter Final
1962 - Quarter Final
1966 - Champions
1970 - Quarter Final
1986 - Quarter Final - Lost to eventual cheating winners
1990 - Semi Fianal - Lost on penalties to eventual winners
1998 - Last 16
2002 - Quarter Final - Lost to eventual winners


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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 05:59 Edited at: 17th Jun 2004 06:01
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Quote: "On a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!!
on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!!
on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!! on a gagné!!!"
Oui, il est trés, ..um... different. Il a porter son chemise tout bleu. Et il a dit que c'etait incroyableu, c'ils ont gagné. Je suis frnco-manitobain, et je pense qu'il est fou(mais je suis fou aussi, POULET GIANT, AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!).

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Manticore night: You make some mistakes but it's very understandable! I think I write English bader than you write french... Salut à bientôt!

My English is not so good I'm just French
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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 16:06 Edited at: 17th Jun 2004 16:08
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The match was devastating, being that we were winning until the last two minutes...

Oh well, good luck to England in this new match, and just for good measure:

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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 19:38
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english mum french dad, this time i went for french. i predicted it'd be a good match, 2-1 either way, and was right.

with 20 mins to go b4 kick-off, i predict:
england 1 - 0 switz.

and later on:
France 2 - 0 Croatia

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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 21:00
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Quote: "england 1 - 0 switz."


Right so far...

http://www.footballbadgers.com

I have a feeling what this is going to be..

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3-0, bit boring really...

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French gui
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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 22:10
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Yeah, and it was a bit inequal: 10 Swiss players against 12 English...

My English is not so good I'm just French
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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 22:22
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Hier, j'ai fait mon essai français de grammaire et mon prof m'a donné vingt sur vingt! J'ai célébré en mangeant quelques grenouilles, mais puis j'ai découvert qu'elles étaient des chats. EEEEUUW!

You may have a slightly better football team then us, but we'll bore you to death any day of the week with utter French drivel.

NB. Preferably not on "mardi grand"; I have plans (packs suitcase with condoms)

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Quote: "[quote]Yeah, and it was a bit inequal: 10 Swiss players against 12 English... "


Errr - who would the 12th be then. The ref was definately harsh to both sides; both teams had players needlessly booked.[/quote]

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Tomy
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ZIDAAAAAAAAAAANE...


Sorry i'm just frustrated because Switzerland lost against England


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Well I'm chuffed

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Tomy
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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 22:41 Edited at: 17th Jun 2004 22:41
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France rox, Zidane rox, Barthez rox

Anyway, Haas was pretty supid to make such a foul when he already has da yellow card...
But may i ask you Englishs where the GREAT OFFENCE football was that was promised by the trainer???
The first half you had only 1 chance tho 1 goal


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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 22:43
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Quote: "Barthez rox "


While he's not fumbling around being a malcoordinated fool

I admit he has his moments - both bad and good though

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Posted: 17th Jun 2004 22:55 Edited at: 17th Jun 2004 22:56
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lol i know
He isn't as good as he were in WM 1998 and goalkeepers such as Buffon, Toldo or Casillas are much better
I just wanted to fool around because he kept the penalty


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Posted: 18th Jun 2004 00:33
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Quote: "But may i ask you Englishs where the GREAT OFFENCE football was that was promised by the trainer???"


In the shade.

You think we're going to wear ourselves out when we can beat you 3-0 with ease?
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Posted: 18th Jun 2004 01:05
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France 2:Croata 2!!!

We only need to draw to get through!

If France loose to Switzerland, they'll be out (regardless of the inprobability). Come on Switzerland!

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Posted: 18th Jun 2004 14:53 Edited at: 18th Jun 2004 14:56
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Quote: "If France loose to Switzerland, they'll be out (regardless of the inprobability). Come on Switzerland!"


Yes , if Switzerland beat us 5-0!!!

France : 4pts
England : 3pts
Croatia : 2pts
Switzerland : 1pt
(goal average 1pt for France and -3 for Switzerland..)

If England loose to Croatia,they'll be out (regardless of the improbability). Come on Croatia!

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Posted: 18th Jun 2004 15:29 Edited at: 18th Jun 2004 15:31
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Tie breakers
If teams finish level on points, then the winner of the match between the sides in question will finish highest, or should they have drawn, goal difference, followed by goals scored, qualifying record for the 2002 FIFA World Cup and UEFA EURO 2004â„¢, a fair play ranking and finally either a penalty shoot-out or drawing of lots.

Quote: "Départager les ex aequo
Si des équipes terminent à égalité de points, le vainqueur de la rencontre directe sera qualifié. Si elles ont fait match nul, c'est la différence des buts, puis les buts marqués, la campagne de qualification pour la Coupe du Monde de la FIFA 2002 et pour l'UEFA EURO 2004™, le classement du fair-play et enfin une séance de tirs au but ou un tirage au sort qui viendront départager les ex aequo."



So, please France, it's about my money!

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French gui
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Posted: 18th Jun 2004 15:42
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Ok man you're right, France and England must win their matches!!

My English is not so good I'm just French
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Quote: "You think we're going to wear ourselves out when we can beat you 3-0 with ease? "


Here's a little quote from a German sports show at half-time:

Quote: "Quite embarrasing how bad England plays... If they keep playing that bad they run the risk of disaster.
Switzerland set them under pressure like if they were the favourites."


or

Quote: "The English actually tried to play offencive in the first few minutes, but they were incapable of holding the ball in their team..."


Of course they didn't just say negative things about you
They said for example too that only a great team can make a goal of one chance...
and Switzerland played much worse in the second half....

But my point is: it's not like we just found you played bad, it's also Germany who thinks you played bad. And i assume (from the point that Germans and Swiss don't like each other) there are many others who think the English played a BORING game...

Anyway i don't want to argue... Switzerland isn't that good
BUT the way YOU English played was pretty bad, and no way are you going to win the Euro like that


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Posted: 19th Jun 2004 06:51
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But they still won the match though, right?


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so much for my predictions... tho i blame it on flooky goals. predictions:

fra v swi : 4-1 (well croatia managed to score past france)

eng v cro : 2-0 (same as france but without the flookyness and letting them score.

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Quote: "But my point is: it's not like we just found you played bad, it's also Germany who thinks you played bad. And i assume (from the point that Germans and Swiss don't like each other) there are many others who think the English played a BORING game..."

But then again, doesn't ARD's co-moderator (Guenther Netzer, wasn't it?) live in Switzerland?

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Cool, now we only need to draw. And here is to a 1-0 to the Swiss. Bye bye frenchies.

Cheers

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Quote: " Cool, now we only need to draw. And here is to a 1-0 to the Swiss."

Nope.

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People talk about how badly England played against Switzerland. But if we win 3-0 when playing badly...

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yah but you'll loose against Croatia if you play like that!!!
Cuz Croatia isn't incapable of making goals
I'd say Croatia will win 2-1!


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I am agree with Tomy...

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Quote: "My English is not so good I'm just French"


But you're just French....

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...I'am just french and I think England must play better if they want to beat Croatia. I think too that France can loose against Switzerland if their defense is as bad as against Croatia...
It could be very funny if France and England loose their matches and both be eliminated!!!

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Anybody seen Czech vs Netherlands? What an entertaining match!

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Yeah it was awesome.
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Heh - Portugal through

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Czech v Netherlands was the best game of the tournament so far, well except for Croatia v England, which I might watch in the pub...


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Sorry boys and girls.

Of course Sweden will be the next champs.

Well, at least if there's any fairness in the world. That kick that Zlatan Ibrahimovic did in the last match against Italy was just pure gold.

Italy is basically out, even though they want to think that they're out because of a huge nordic conspiracy rather than poor sportsmanship from their players and because of poor play. Italy is out because the team is having a nuclear meltdown.

In the quarter finals we'll (of course) beat the Czech republic.

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Quote: "That kick that Zlatan Ibrahimovic did in the last match against Italy was just pure gold."

Absolutely.


Quote: "In the quarter finals we'll (of course) beat the Czech republic. "

I don't think so.

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Quote: "...I'am just french and I think England must play better if they want to beat Croatia. I think too that France can loose against Switzerland if their defense is as bad as against Croatia...
It could be very funny if France and England loose their matches and both be eliminated!!!
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Yah it WOULD... or better it WOULD have been funny...
But tho France and England are individually too strong...

BTW in Czech v. Netherland, did anyone else find the Spanish referee a bit pro Czech or was i the only one?


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Come on England!!!

What a brilliant performance from Rooney. He is pure class lets and he didnt get yellow carded. We made Croatia look ordinary and Scholsy deserved a goal. Was Beckham playing cause i didnt hear him?


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Yeah, Rooney is a major talent, especially compared to the vastly overated Beckham who just seems to be getting in the way.


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It was a great match. All the late night yobbos ruined it in this area. Chearing, and music all night. That's why I don't like football.

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England or Swedan look like they could win.

Either way Sven will be happy.


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That's what puts me off as well Pinch - the idiots you get who think that they can judge the kind of bloke you are just by hearing which team you support. I remember standing in a que to a nightclub behind a Dunfermline (lowly first division team) player, he was talking about football with this guy, who promptly smacked him in the teeth because of the team he played for. I can't stand people like that.


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When you come from Stenhousemuir ,you learn not to take football too seriously.
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Try Kirkcaldy! - Anyone heard of Raith Rovers?

They beat Celtic once, many moons ago when Jimmy Nicholl managed them.


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So, what do you guys think will happen tonight, Portugal v England....

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England will win. England usually only have problems with teams that have a reputation for great players...Like France. England loose because of their own regards for teams.

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Quote: "England will win. England usually only have problems with teams that have a reputation for great players"


*Cough* Figo. Ronaldo. Deco. Rui Costa. *Cough*

I think Portugal or France will win the tournament. One thing which really gets to me is when all the commentators etc on tv all talk about england as if they're already in the final. One guy was saying that it's a good thing england came second in the group becuase then when they get to the final they'll have an extra day or two's rest than their opponent.

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Quote: "*Cough* Figo. Ronaldo. Deco. Rui Costa. *Cough*"


Oh...England will loose then.

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Portugal is an ageing team (apart from ronaldo)

We all saw how they played against Greece

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