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Geek Culture / Communal challenge - think up Unreal style death cries

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David T
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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 07:35 Edited at: 25th Jul 2004 20:09
For Merc 2 (see WIP forum, now!) I need some cheesy Unreal style messages to be shown when somebody dies. So far I have

(where n is name)

n killed.
n met an early death.
n, did that hurt as much as it looked?
Ouch n - that's gonna hurt in the morning.
n - eat lead, punk
n - who's the daddy now?
n is that all you got?
n - my grandma packs more of a punch than you did.
n, I feel sorry for the guy who gotta clean that mess up.
n - pathetic.
Dude, where's your health?
n, all your frags are belong to us!
n, what a waste of ammo!

Any more welcome.

Can you write them like this:

Phrase("-n killed by -k")

where -k is killer, -n is killee.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 07:44
n has left the building
n made a bloody mess
Looks like all that Tae-Bo didn't help n
n got owned
And all it took was pressing this trigger, n.
n left for hell ahead of schedule
n died like a sissy
n caught the bullet with his chest.
That what n gets for being on the other team.
Oh my god! They killed n! You bastards!

This sig has been dullified!
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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 07:45
N, take a trip to the optitions!

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 09:47
n shot his rocket launcher blind folded. (suicide)


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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 09:56
n has decided to stop living for a while.
n is dead, sucks for n.
n, because of your ignorant newbishness the game is not going to last as long.
The Ominous Black Death calls us, n answered the phone.
n, x(being the killer) owns your pants.
n won't be using his body for a while.
You want a piece of n? It's here, there, under this, and.....
n will now spend the rest of his afterlife lying in the dirt polluting soil and feeding cockroaches.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 10:18
X gave N his bullet collection.
N is turned to Hamburger.
N sees the light.
N is in a better place.
N held the hot Potato for too long (gernade)

Amist the Blue Skies...
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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 10:50
n, you better find some cheat for Merc 2, You Suck!
n, there's no reset button here!



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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 11:15
How bout:

Rest in Peace You Pansy
Word
Never again did n wake up and smell the coffee
n should go back and play cowboy with his sissy friends

Cheers,
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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 11:18
n, don't get in my bullet's way
sucks to be n
lets be friends

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 13:12
Hmmm, these may be a little too off the wall but...

n should seek a career in turning into soil
n should have looked both ways before crossing
Ivan the Terrible called. He wants his rigamortis back
Try a fake moustache. They won't know it's you.

Maybe I will think of some more later...
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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 13:23
Can there be an X, where X is the person who killed n?

n's ass was owned by X!
X has picked off n!
Crying wont help n.
n didn't realize the object of the game was to kill, not be killed.


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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 13:33
Oh oh oh
I got the perfect one!

Hear this...

*ahem*
(drum roll please)












------------------




x died.



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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 17:28
lol, all very good I'll begin putting them in. And yes, X might as well be the killer, with n still being killee.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 17:33
N wanted to be everywhere, now he is.

Sorry, a little lame, but I wanted mine in there .

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 19:14
Ok I'll see if I can make up some random crap.

n and n went their seperate ways
n wishes x had never been born
n demonstrates the finer arts of dismemberment
n regrets eating all the pies.
n would excel in pantomime. He never looks behind.
x appologises to n. N does not respond.
x didn't like n's face.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 19:21
heehee, this are great. Ive just got an ideal desert deathmap running in Merc 2 - no more bloomin' hills to get in the way

I'm just proramming in a few now.

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 19:58
n ALMOST perfected his bullet dodging style
n stole x`s bullets the hard way
n went to pieces (grenade frag)
n stopped to think
n took flying lessons without a plane (fall)
n`s parachute failed (fall)
n surrounds the opposing team single handedly (grenade frag)
n can`t recall those holes being in his chest earlier
n lost his head (headshot)
n didn`t see that
n thought putting the pin back would save him (grenade frag)
n perfects stupidity (self kill)
n thinks something may be wrong
n wonders who`s legs where in armour just like his
the last thing n noticed was the scratch on the nose of that rocket
n forgot to change direction (fall)
n`s fatal breakdance session
n invents futile kamakasi
n misses, x didn`t
n has this incredible new tactic, it doesn`t work!
n needs a drink of radweld
eight pints and you`re out!
n saves wall from serious damage
n isn`t half the man he used to be
n used his head (for a munitions case)
n took the hade`s express
n tried to reason with incoming munitions
n hits bullets repeatedly with his body
n, so fast!, so smart!, so dead!
n could see all the way down x`s barrel
n wonders if the medic can stitch his head back on
n finds it difficult to move without limbs
n almost didn`t die
n blew it
n has problems with the concept of survival
n has metal poisoning
n abandond all attempts at life
n discovers mortality
n was a few bullets short of a frag
n liberates the contents of a grenade (grenade frag)
n can see a long tunnel and a white light
n, to be continued!
n had trouble stopping (fall)
n blows it up out of all proportion (grenade frag)
n was bent over when the rocket arrived
n had no trouble stopping those bullets
n appears to be leaking badly
x could see most of the scenery behind n
n does his teabag impersonation
n is considerd armless
n came to realise his head was missing (headshot)
n demonstrates the wrong way to dodge bullets
n thinks something may be wrong
n can see his *rse
n was doing badly anyway
n didn`t want to win that badly
n couldn`t master aiming
n forgot to shoot
n hit everything but his killer
n was dead on his feet
n demonstrates his dying skills
n, terminated with mild amusement
n adds some humour to the occasion
n was stood in the way
n takes to kissing *ss
n does his kibble impersonation (grenade frag)
n becomes a lesson to others
n becomes the "after" model in a deathmatch advert
n falls over once to often
n pretends to be dead...oh! wait!
n was DOOMED, he would QUAKE in his shoes, it was UNREAL the way he died
go! n go!...no!, not that way!
n, he came, he saw, he died easily
n, to deathmatch what Xan is to conservation
n, our most popular fatality
n, why is everybody always picking on him?
n has left the building (he`s left this aspect of reality actualy)
n stops by for tea with Hitler
n, the man who has difficulty surviving tea with his girlfriend
n, 100% mortal to the last
n meant to do that...realy
n, missing the whole point of the game
n def:<synonym> failure, dead, doomed, see: hopeless, loser, pillock

all my own work too (I have too much time on my hands)

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 20:08 Edited at: 25th Jul 2004 20:09
Wow, this is going to take a long time to code!

In future, can you write them like this:

Phrase("-n killed by -k")

where -k is killer, -n is killee.

Thanks.

ps - it's going great, demo very very soon!

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 20:44
Ok, ok, we belive you n we can see your insides!

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 20:51 Edited at: 25th Jul 2004 20:54
Yay thanks

I've now got 104. Keep em coming!

Here's the full list



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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 21:53 Edited at: 25th Jul 2004 22:04
just a few more

-n floats like a butterfly...and about as deadly
-n died with his boots on
-n had -k tickle his internal organs fataly
-k kicked -n`s head to one side
-k, hey! -n, can you move your remains?...I almost slipped
-n, last of the first to finish starting to die
-n realises Superman was fictional at the last moment
-k gave -n a grenade wedgie
-k had some slight remorse after pumping so many bullets into -n
would players please not keep running over -n`s body?, thank you.
-n wondered why the lights where off
-k was amused by the expression on -n`s face
-n wonders whats best for getting bloodstains off
-k was amazed at how much of -n was available to repaint the floor
-n gets a sudden feeling of impending do.....
look out -n!....sorry!..didn`t mean to distract you
-k admires -n`s ability to die quickly
-n - what!?, -k - me!, -n - oh!, -k - bye!
we are accepting flowers and donations for -n until Saturday
rest in pieces -n
kerdunk! kapow! splat!.. -n, ex comic book hero
-k see`s -n almost survive
-n didn`t have his mind on the job, now it`s all over the job
-n requires a refund on his bulletproof vest
-n isn`t feeling well at all
-n forgot to load the gun
-n seems to recall -k doing that before

cheers.

Mentor.

ps: "used his head" should be "used his head as an ammo case" (as in pumped his skull full of bullets) cheers

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 21:56
Nice work, better get typing...

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Posted: 25th Jul 2004 23:21
n, so your not imortal!

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Quote: "n took flying lessons without a plane (fall)"


lol good one

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Posted: 26th Jul 2004 01:24
-n, why dont you buy DBP and make an easier game! You've failed this one.

Hey, -n, Newbie Brogo's cats got you!

A little free advertising for DBP, and for my cats.



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Heh



There's a screen with a couple of the phrases going. More soon...

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004 06:47
-n was atomized by -k
-n failed at living
-n stock crashed(suicide)
-k gives -n a personal demonstration of his -w

(-w = weapon)

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Thank you

That brings the tally to around 162.

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004 07:51
Fine David, don't use mine


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I didn't say 162 was a bad thing...

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004 19:05
-n forgot that incomming bullets have the right of way.
-n was trying that catching the bullet trick, pitty -k didn't know.
Oh -n, i thought you wanted to be more aerodynamic.
-k, clean up on isle 5!
-n, i was testing to see if the safety was on... honest!

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Posted: 27th Jul 2004 19:16 Edited at: 27th Jul 2004 19:25
yes, -n, that would be a bullet....
Shoulda paid attention in combat training, -n.
-n, you're kinda......bleeding....
Don'y worry -n, respawn in 5....
-n, your supposed to shoot the other guy (suicide)
don't worry -n, hells not that bad.
try beating -k with your gun -n....
oh, throw the grenade, not the pin!!! (suicide)
oh look -n, a cliff! (fall)
maybe helmets do have some worth, -n... (headshot)



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n decided to give death a try
n tried to fight like a man
n is wiped form exisitence
n (my god he's dead)

YOUR A BIT RUBBISH ARENT YOU
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Posted: 28th Jul 2004 04:49
n kocked on deaths door, forgot to run away...

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(insert witty comment regarding -n's death here)


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These are all a bit late to make the demo I'm uploading now, but I'll put them in for the next one

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Posted: 28th Jul 2004 05:35 Edited at: 30th Jul 2004 03:43
n fell down an elevator shaft...onto some bullets


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Can you say "F-R-A-G-G"?
Ouch, that looked painful
-n knocks on the Golden Gates
Whoops, what was -n thinking? (suicide)
-n, that's -x times now... When will you learn?
...And so, the 5 Horsemen of the Apocalyps ride out... (max frags/win)
Strike three! You're Out!
The call is from Death, -n accepts the charges
We're not all perfect. -n is no exception! (suicide)
Whoops! (suicide/fall)
Good work -n... Next time, try *not* to die.
Attn. all players; Could -n please come to Lost-&-Found. We have your arm, your leg, your splein...

Note; -x = amount of self-deaths (suicides)

Haha, what fun

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Posted: 30th Jul 2004 01:09
not many major commercial games have this many phrases you know - youd be fine with about 50 you dont need 200+

having said that some of those are really funny (heeheehee - sits there laughing for 20 minutes - heeheehee)

Am I the only one here who's really confused?
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Quote: "not many major commercial games have this many phrases you know - youd be fine with about 50 you dont need 200+"


Let's better a commerical game then

I doesn't take up much processing power - and why 50 when you cna have 200

I'm not too fussed - it's nice to have communal input.

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Yeah, just be careful about the ones you pick. Some are really...stupid...and don't sound all that professional.


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like mine? ....

yah some of them are stupid...


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I like them all. Plus, there's such a variety hopefully it'll appeal to many.

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It's raining N.

Yeah, I know it sucks=D

WWSD?
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You didn't use mine .

*sniff*



Oh no! Chrissy had used her powers to turn herself into a hideous man-eating giant!
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How'd you know? I'm pretty sure I did.

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In code box for formating:



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Error 404: -n not found

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lol @ both of you

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Strike -n off your xmas card list, he won't be needing one this year
-k showed ReD_eYe-like abilities in striking down -n
-n, teh lights are out and no one's home
-n, http://redeye.dbspot.com - you've got nothing better to do...
-n is probably worth more dead to his family anyway...
-n will get that nice funeral now... if they find all the bits
-n IS DOMINATING! oh wait no... he's not, shame

yeah, delete the rest, these are the best
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