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David T
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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 00:17
lol

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 00:51


More good stuff from me, this took me 6hours, its made in "The Gimp" its my best peice of work to date.
No offense is meant to any DBC Fanboys... you just suck


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You swallow.

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DBO fanboys are no match for...the TGC fanboys!

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 04:50
@David T

I saw that ... and I will remember

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@Newbie2Basic: you like blowing heads off don't you?

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There's a joke there somewhere ... but I'll resist, considering the age of some of the forum members

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 05:19
Quote: "@David T

I saw that ... and I will remember "


Heh - it's not that often you can liken a moderator to Mary-Kate Olsen, and live to tell the tale For now...

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 05:23
Quote: " There's a joke there somewhere ... but I'll resist, considering the age of some of the forum members"


LMAO!!! This thread is getting damn funny.

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 05:34 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 05:36
Quote: "LMAO!!! This thread is getting damn funny."


And I will crush that funny right here!!!



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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 05:49
LMAO

Surely you mean that another spammer was de-farted though

I'm really tempted to sticky this so Rich doesn't miss it

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 05:55
where is Rich at anyways, he on Holiday atm?

David T
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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 06:00
He hasn't repsonded about my initial comic, the one where he takes over TGC.

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 06:45
Maybe he thought 'Hell yeah I can do that' and is taking those measures as we speak

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 07:17
LOL Raven!!!

Keep these comics coming. I'm loving it and may make one of my own.



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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 07:50
David T
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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 08:08
Nice

I have an amazing idea for a comic. I'll set about making it tomorrow.

We definately need some quality control here, otherwise every man and his dog with submit a paint drawn 'masterpiece' depicing decapitated noobs.... >_<

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 08:36
one or two comics like that is funny, this is getting extremely insulting now.

the idea is to make a joke, it isn't at the expense of anyone that is just a personal attack... I see anymore and they're going to be reported to.

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 09:18
http://curvedbasic.dbspot.com/Geri.gif


I made this little gif of the story of geri and Z. Only a few users will understand it fully though, as Geri has been gone for quite some time now.




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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 11:39
Quote: "There's a joke there somewhere ... but I'll resist, considering the age of some of the forum members "


Of all people, I never thought you'd be the sick-minded one Ian.


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 12:57
Quote: "There's a joke there somewhere ... but I'll resist, considering the age of some of the forum members "


There are many jokes, but there are little ones among our company

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 19:12
Hmm, JohnG that wasn't really called for. Raven's comic made fun of nobody (it was pointing out the odd colour choices on Macs) and was IMO harmless.

This thread is meant to be funny, not a collection of cartoons taking swipes at people you don't like. If it was, then I have a few ideas....

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 19:53
Indeed - keep it harmless...


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 20:29
Quote: "Could do one about... me... "






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Ah, so true...


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 20:51
Anyone mind if I stick the (good) ones on my fantastic site ?


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 21:05
Quote: "and do to a manufactoring error "MUMMY I'VE WET MYSELF""

Haha, that was great. You crack me up .

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 21:14 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 21:15
No, go ahead

Just a link to me site, please

Quote: "Haha, that was great. You crack me up ."


Sorry to say this but I actually got that line from Dead Ringers

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Well, as no-one objected, the non-contentious ones are on my site now...


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 21:37
Yeah, those 30 minutes sure gave everyone enough time to approve!


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Well, in the cut and thrust world of computer, you need to respond quickly to things...


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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 21:56
No time for sleep, eh?


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Whats that ?


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David T
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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 22:26 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 22:30
Mind if there's a small link to my site underneath the ones I made?

I'm just going to update mine so it says "by DavidT" at the top, forgot to do that before.

[edit]

I've updated all my pictures now, you may want to re-download them.

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 22:33
Damn it, I'm all out of ideas! Someone give me a good scenario for a comic.

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I have loads, but they're mine! Muhahahaha.

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 22:52 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 22:52
Another.



Mine don't have much story - usually a mick take at something

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:09
Lmao, nice work!!

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:23 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 23:38
@MikeS (EDIT: Sorry David, I meant mike)

pehaps you should redo the Geri vs Z one as seperate image, cos it take ages to load in dialup and it goes too slowly. It would be just as efficient if it was just a sequence of images

Here is my hopeless attempt at humour. Sorry to Monty Python for stealing their joke.



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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:29 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 23:30
Quote: "pehaps you should redo the Geri vs Z one as seperate image, cos it take ages to load in dialup and it goes too slowly. It would be just as efficient if it was just a sequence of images"


I haven't mentioned Geri.... :/

Quote: "Lmao, nice work!!"


Thank you I particularly like "FootMATTER".

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:39
Lol, yeah, I saw that.

Oh, and Flibble, I think you meant 'MikeS'

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:39 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 23:43
@David

So you didn't, MikeS. i fixed my post.

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Change your avatar back. Get some webspace from jimmy or something. Everytime I see one of your posts I keep thinking you're that "Red General" guy who can't speak english very well


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Same here!

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Posted: 1st Aug 2004 23:46 Edited at: 1st Aug 2004 23:47
Lol, I had that avatar before Red General, he thieved it from me! Which is actually why I changed it to the custom one in the first place.

Anyway, I'll have to see about getting my server back up, if there's no chance then I'll have to resort to... *gasp* ...DBSpot.

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I've updated the graphics for my site.


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Quote: "your wife is dead. how? unknown. but it is murder. REVENGE"


Lol, timesoft made it sound much more stupid, as I'll demonstrate:

Quote: "your wife is death. how? NO idea. but it is murder! REVENGE!!!"


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No one wants to take the mick out of me even though I've been here for donkeys years!

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yeah my drawings wernt too bad for paint and a mouse and that and i suck at drawings

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Heh, oops, I'll change it or make another version later today.

Very nice comics DavidT.



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Posted: 2nd Aug 2004 08:46
David T, you better stop with the comics before you kill me. That was great .

Oh no! Chrissy had used her powers to turn herself into a hideous man-eating giant!

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