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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:38
This is a game that you say:
YOU: What if _______ happened.
PERSON: Then _______ happened.

I'll start:
What if you farted

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Indian Homie G
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:42
God, I just cant wait for someone to come up with an ABSOLUTELY hilarious cynical comment in response to this

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:42
Then it'd smell..

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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:45
ok, you didn't ask so:

what if a giant manticore loomed over earth

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:47
Then it'd drive us all crazy.

What if CG died?

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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:51
Then god asks who is cg, there is PX, but no cg

What if a meteor hit earth

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Izzy545
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:52
Then you wouldn't post anymore and we wouldn't be loading these threads slowly because of your huge avatar size...

What if you made your avatar a jpg?

Eric T
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:52
Then It'd hit your dumbass and leave the rest of us alone

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:54
What if I ripped your throat out, you spamming crapweasel.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:54
LOL Jimmy

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:56
I smell a flame coming around..

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:57
then you would all die and I would be injured a little.


what if you died horribly, I was just trying to start a new game.

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Eric T
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 14:58
well since it was only you injured...

We all would take turns with your mama in the afterlife(if there is one).

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:00 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 15:00
Then i'd rise from the dead and rip out Programmer spammer's tongue out and wave it in front of your face a little.

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Jimmy
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:02
What if PX is a liar, and really posts these threads because he wants to be popular with the worst possible crowd.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:03
Then he must be gay, very gay.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:03
Then i'd agree with you.

What if a mod hurries up and locks this post?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:03
what if that we could just play the gam

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:04
Thanks very much Jimmy, Eric T.

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Eric T
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:04 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 15:05
What if you would just go and masterbate to pictures of farrah fawcet or what ever you youngsters did these days?

(at the Programming Fool)

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:05
Dude PX stop trying to become popular okay. Enough of making these wannabe cool forum game posts. Stfu already .

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:05
What if Eric is also a liar and is younger than PX, what a poser.?


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:06
Agreed.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:06
then all we would do is play video games, because that is what we do.


what if you guys went to france and sucked your b*lls.

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Eric T
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:06
Quote: " What if Eric is also a liar and is younger than PX, what a poser.?
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well what if jimmy has pants?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:07
I agreed for...
Quote: "Dude PX stop trying to become popular okay. Enough of making these wannabe cool forum game posts. Stfu already"

So no confusion. PX you're asking for it.

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Jimmy
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:08
Then he'd be at the top of his game, breakin records, meeting women, gaining endorsements, making shoes and pimping his rides.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:09
I'm not trying to be "popular". I just wanted to make a game. All you guys do is flame people...

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:09 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 15:10
What if we all got together and.. made PX disappear?

Edit: His name's not LX is it...

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:10 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 15:11
Then we'd still have PX, stupid.

EDIT: Then we'd be hung for being witches.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:11
What if I made jimmy eat PX with a spoon?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:12
Then Jimmy would die from ingesting the fat lard that is PX.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:12 Edited at: 4th Oct 2004 15:12
Then I'd gain 500 billion pounds, because PX is a lardtard

What if these forums were made of bubbles.


HAHAHA Nice izzy


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:12
then PX the user would go, but Programmer Xtreme would be here.



what if you all just played the game normally

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Eric T
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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:12
then jimmy would puke... cause jimmy is allergic to gay people

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Then i'd pop the one that PX is on.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:13
Then we'd all smell soapy.

What if PX really is a fat lard and kills himself from our comments?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:14
Then you'd feel like you accomplished something in your short, worthless and pathetic existence.

What if I made moose poop sounds?


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ENDIF

Now stfu you TARDS!

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:15
Then PX would be looking at your butt, waiting for the poop to come out.

What if PX ate the poop?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:15
Nice use of command there, very NERDULAR.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:16
then you would become a moose


what if the fat lard that is "PX" disappeared.(I am Programmer xtreme)

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:18
Then Programmer Xtreme would realize that he IS PX!!!

What if PX wasn't dumb? :o

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:18
You already referred to yourself as PX man, DEAL WITH IT, YOU ARE PX. YOU ARE THE LARDTARD


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:19
What if you guys ate sh^t for breakfest, and died

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:20
OOoo nice one f*cktard. Why don't you just leave already? Get the point no one likes you?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:20
Then that wouldn't be surprising. Do you have any IDEA what kind of bacteria is in poopy?
No, I guess you didn't.

THERE'S A LOT.


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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:21
Then your only social contact in this life would be gone, and you'd commit suicide.

What if we didn't?

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:21
Jeezus, this forum is turning into an all-out flame war... posts are getting locked all over the place, swearing... wow.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2004 15:22
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.


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