You all have the collective intelligence of a well used tea bag.
When MrTAToad wanted to see Starship Troopers, he thought it was about the making of Windows 95, because he heard there were thousands of bugs in it.
I've just noticed Kangaroo`s name "Sam Jones", surely your not the actor who starred in the film version of Flash Gordan, that would be too humiliating for you.
Regujka should be hung, drawn and quartered ...and then be put through a blender, fed to a cat, take about 4 to 5 hours to pass through the cat's digestive system, where he will then be deposited into a litter tray for later disposal.
...and as for Newbi2Basic, listen 'ere pal, I'm the megalomanic who thinks I'm better than all of you, so stay out of my way when I decide to take over the world by flooding the market with dodgy operating systems, inadequate web browsers and.....hang on! Oh crap! That nerd Bill Gates has beaten me to it!
Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
