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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 06:07
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties
and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when
offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a
date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug
is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It
comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties
and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and
have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to
consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him
home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
helpless against this approach. After several "Beers",
men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would
never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer",
men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with
just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred
jmemalia: At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out
of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as
"a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may
even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage". Men are much more
susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If
you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women
administering it, there are male support groups where
you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter
with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses"
in the phone book.


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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 06:09 Edited at: 10th Dec 2004 07:57
Wierd, but a pointless post.





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GothOtaku
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 06:11
HAHAHAHAHA! How true!
Dazzag
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 06:14
Arf, most funny.

How about this for a more serious warning?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4078895.stm

Hmmm. My centrino effort is on my lap, but has a duvet and a heat absorbing laptop mat between it and my crown jewels. Maybe not start Doom 3 on my lap again.....

Cheers

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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 06:41
Oh, I thought Raven was finally coming out.

*puts steel underwear back into drawer*


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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 07:04
Major Payn
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 11:02 Edited at: 10th Dec 2004 11:03
Uh, isn't that the whole point of going to clubs? I mean, if some chick gets me drunk, takes me home, and has sex with me, I aint going to be complaining.

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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 11:13
I would be! So... violating.


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QuothTheRaven
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 12:18
If you reverse men and women then I might consider enjoy reading any part of that.

Jimmy
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 12:21
Quoth you are a woman? Or just a real man.


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Axelman
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 14:13
@ Major payn
Quote: "After several "Beers",
men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would
never normally be attracted"


Why are you warning us Raven? Has this happened to you?

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Van B
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 18:58
Well it's happend to me...

And if it hasn't happend to you, then it surely will. There is no escape, the town minger is just waiting for you to fall asleep at the bar, then your smuggled into a taxi and taken back to her nest where she absorbs your life force and alienates your friends.


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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 20:47
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 10th Dec 2004 22:42
lol nice one Exeat

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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 06:24
You've been play R&C haven't you...

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Fallout
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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 07:09 Edited at: 11th Dec 2004 07:11
hah. That reminds me of a poster my mate used to have. I'll try and find it online.

Here she blows. Classic:



Axelman
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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 11:37
heh, i've seen that on a few hats up the shops before.

@ Van B:
I don't drink and i don't intend to, no mingers for me thanks!

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Fallout
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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 19:33
Quote: "I don't drink and i don't intend to"




Mattman
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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 23:08
They make sex sound so bad in school. "You'll surely die if you're not married" "It hurts really bad" "You'll get arrested if youre underage"

I'm like wtf? Then why's everyone doing it ...

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Newbie Brogo
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Posted: 11th Dec 2004 23:28
Hmmm.. Want visuals on this warning?

Try here

Lost in Thought
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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 01:57
Quote: "I don't drink and i don't intend to"
Same here.

@Newbie Brogo I love that warning. They should also make one where you drive drunk and kill a whole family of people when you loose control of your car.

Fallout
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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 05:28
Quote: "They make sex sound so bad in school. "You'll surely die if you're not married" "It hurts really bad" "You'll get arrested if youre underage""


Luckily, in the UK we don't suffer from bible bashing Propaganda. Instead, they tell us how to put on condoms and where to get them from.

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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 05:34
Yup, that's pretty much the same here.


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Ilya
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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 05:41
Quote: "Instead, they tell us how to put on condoms and where to get them from."

Shouldn't that be obious(at least the "how to put them on" part)?

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 07:15
Quote: "Shouldn't that be obious(at least the "how to put them on" part)?"


You might think so, but I still haven't fully mastered the technique, and I've been using them sinse '97!!!

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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 17:42
What a funny thing to say - LMAO!

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 12th Dec 2004 18:05
Quote: "You might think so, but I still haven't fully mastered the technique, and I've been using them sinse '97!!!"


Heh, i always found the hardest part was actually keeping the damn things from comming off. They always seem to try to roll back up, maybe that has more to do with putting them on?

Was spoilt for a while, while my other half was on the pill heh...


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Posted: 13th Dec 2004 13:22
Heh, at my school, they say "Sex is psychologically damaging if you're not married." and that's about all they say>.>...<.<

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then your school must have serious issues

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Posted: 13th Dec 2004 14:57
In our school system you get expelled for kissing your girlfriend at school. With charges of sexual harassment. Whether she approved or not

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wow it is is fun to here how peoples schools are screwed up.

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Posted: 13th Dec 2004 16:33
Quote: "bible bashing Propaganda"


I'm not even going to touch on that ignorant statement

I grew up in the "bible belt" of Canada (a city outside Vancouver) and we were still taught everything from condom-weilding to --- well, don't want to say in front of underagers. I can take pretty much anything, but some of the stuff we were forced to sit through would make Ron Jeremy blush.


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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 04:47
Quote: "In our school system you get expelled for kissing your girlfriend at school. With charges of sexual harassment. Whether she approved or not"

I wonder why...
(Seriously, I wonder why.)
(And is there a test you have to pass to become a princaple(however you spell it)?)

Quote: "Sex is psychologically damaging if you're not married."

Okay...
*Wonders why people think it's bad*

Quote: ""You'll surely die if you're not married" "It hurts really bad" "You'll get arrested if youre underage""

No, no, and no.
1. Doesn't matter. You have a chance of dying so small that you shouldn't care.

2. Then why do people do it?

3. Not if you don't get caught(is it so hard not to tell anyone).

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 06:20
Quote: "I don't drink and i don't intend to"


Hey (this is to the Americans), do you remember when we were all kids and we said to ourselves, "I'm not going to drink or smoke or swear or be bad ever!" Obviously we were ignorant little creatures.

Afterall, I swear now. Not frequently, but I do it on occasion.

I don't think I'll ever smoke, just because the cost of cigars/cigarettes are way too high, and I don't want to waste my money...

As for the alcohol thing, well, I'm actually going to do what I promised myself I'd do when I was young: not drink 'till I'm 21. Yes, that's right, it may sound strange, someone actually sticking to their morals, but I'm doing it. I've been to one or two "social gatherings" where people have been drinking, but I've had none myself. And so it shall remain...

For three more years. Hooray for everyone who wants to avoid an underage.


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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 06:25
I'm sticking to my personal set morals of never smoke anything, preferably for ever. Of course I will drink though Keeping to morals like that shows strong willpower (so does running 1600m further than your body can handle and dying)...

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Quote: "Hey (this is to the Americans), do you remember when we were all kids and we said to ourselves, "I'm not going to drink or smoke or swear or be bad ever!""

Well, I can remember deciding that I would wait until I grow up to see if I would do that or not(a long time ago too). I never said I wouldn't swear. I liked to swear. I don't remember caring when I was little. I'll probably drink but not smoke.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 09:02 Edited at: 14th Dec 2004 09:03
Quote: "Hey (this is to the Americans), do you remember when we were all kids and we said to ourselves, "I'm not going to drink or smoke or swear or be bad ever!" Obviously we were ignorant little creatures."


I remember thinking that... I'm 21 now and still don't have a desire to drink or smoke.

Strange.

Oh and I don't swear either


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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 14:06
The reason why i'm not going to drink or smoke is because i want to be a proffesional athlete, so i have to be fit.

Also cause my dad says that your body isn't fully developed until your 21, so it can really mess you up.

I've been offered cigarettes, Alchohol and marijuana and have rejected every time.

Every day i do 300 sit ups, 100 push ups, punch the heavy bag and skip for 10 min without stopping and then run for 20 mins around my block. I know i have strong willpower and i always keep that in mind.

As to sex and religious schools, i think the two shouldn't mix because some of the rules explained are totally ridiculous.

At my school you are basically allowed to kiss in class!
I've never had a sex ed lesson though.

Anyways,
Enough of my rantings,
Cya Later,
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Posted: 14th Dec 2004 17:32
I don't drink for the simple fact that there are a huge number of skeletons in the closet on both sides of my family tree that are basically the direct fallout of alcohol. I am very suseptible to being an alcoholic and as such I aint drinkin it! Besides, I like pepsi better.


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I dont drink because im not old enogh but when i am i may have the odd drink now and then .

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Posted: 15th Dec 2004 01:09
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Posted: 15th Dec 2004 02:41
Quote: "I remember thinking that... I'm 21 now and still don't have a desire to drink or smoke.

Strange.

Oh and I don't swear either"


What is strange is actually how alot of society sees these as bad things. Drinking is a part of life, that god obviously has no problems with as it happens quite often in the bible; so the choice to drink does come down to a personal one.

It's a beverage, no more no less. While it has a drug in it that can cause you to act peculiar, it is up to you to try it or not. The only reason it can become addictive is for the drug, but in the same instance, Tea / Coffee / CokeCola, are all potencial additictions; while it seems amusing to think, well how can those harmless drinks become addictive.

The Caffiene inside them is extremely addictive, and with continual use causes people to require it. Ever seen someone in the morning without that 'first cup of coffee'? alot of people are not pleasent, or rational. It is a classic addiction symptom.

Each one of them also has very bad side effects if taken in large ammounts.
Tea is a mild poison, that is capable of destroying your digestive track and causing heart problems.
Coffee can grow ulsers in your stomach.
Coke can hyper-active your bodies system causing a premature shutdown (brief-coma), as well as it being possible to deposite small amounts of air into your blood system (which can cause Benz Syndrome).

Peoples choice to do these things usually is down to personal taste. With smoking it is because it contains a hyper-addiction, that will affect 99% of anyone who tries it.

In given cultures though, these things aren't seen as bad.
And actually in the current western cultures the way in which smoking is done, is a reviled and bad habbit. Alot of Eastern Culture still do it though as an accepted part of society, something you can do casually because it doesn't stink, it is inhailed in such a way that it isn't addictive (generally).. or harmful.

I mean it is sad how, if you don't smoke, people will 'admire' that, but if you don't drink people always want to know why.

It's not like you can say 'Nah, I don't eat waffles' and someone will say it like, 'you don't, why?.. are you allergic to waffles?' in that very confused and 'understanding' voice they reserve only for T-Totalers.


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Ah, but even in the Bible there is a difference between having a glass of wine with supper and having 2 six-packs funneled down your throat.

It is a beverage, yes, but willfully intoxicating yourself for self-enjoyment is dangerous and wrong.

Fact is, in this society people don't tend to stop at one glass or one can, so it's best to just avoid it entirely.

My opinion.


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Posted: 15th Dec 2004 03:42 Edited at: 15th Dec 2004 03:44
Quote: "300 sit ups, 100 push ups"



300 sit-ups is alot..sure you don't have that backwards?? 100 sit-ups, 300 push-ups??

three times as many sit-ups as push-ups is kinda weird

@Raven- yeah..drinking/smoking isn't "bad"...it's just not a good idea usually

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Quote: "Fact is, in this society people don't tend to stop at one glass or one can, so it's best to just avoid it entirely.

My opinion."


That's down to your self retraint though, unless your also talking about not even socialising with people who don't believe the same as you.


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Posted: 15th Dec 2004 04:17
If you don't drink beer you'll never get shot by the 'beer sniper'. He normaly snipes you in the back of the knee while walking to the toilets after you've drunk a few.
Also drinking lots of beer gives you a 'beer degree' - a beer degree gives you expert knowledge in any given subject.
I usualy find that after getting a 'beer degree' it isn't long before the 'beer sniper' takes me out.


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Haha Flashing, nice

Raven, that's what I'm saying. Your self restraint tends to dwindle after a few beers, am I right?

And no, I don't socialize with drunks. People start drinking, I leave.


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Quote: "The Caffiene inside them is extremely addictive, and with continual use causes people to require it. Ever seen someone in the morning without that 'first cup of coffee'? alot of people are not pleasent, or rational. It is a classic addiction symptom."



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Wow, people have no willpower anymore.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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or brains


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