Oooo, you're lucky you didn't post this a few days ago...
I made a new years resolution to put off world domination, and sending out cats to kill people until after the new years... (USA)
Well, look at it this way, you've got about an hour left to try and convince your cats to eat something other than you.
Anyways, on-topic...
Cats are always nice! When they have happy owners that are nice to them, they return the favor.
But if you're mean to the cat, get ready for a beating, and a visit from me.
We all know cats are the best! You barely have to lift a finger! They take care of themselves with their 3 basic needs.
-Sleep
-Eat
-More Sleep
I guess there is the occasional go outside if it's not a house cat...
But if it isn't a house cat like mine, she likes to stay out. Alot.
We let her in, she eats, we let her out again. Usually, unless she wants to eat...
And she will come find me, whereever I happen to be, and meow, and purr, and get petted, and do the little head rub thing.. You know the drill.
But like I said, start watching the American clock, or start talking to your cats more.
--From your favorite Cat Overlord