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soapyfish
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I was pondering this over in my head the other day but couldn't come to any real conclusion. Who do you think would win in a fight between Yoda and Neo (and no, there's no point what so ever to this post.)

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Yoda - because he's just as quick and he has a lightsaber.

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Yoda all the way.

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It would so be neo, since neo would know that yoda doesn't really exist. Neo could make that lightsaber into a little 25 cent flashlight.


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Posted: 13th Jan 2005 01:08 Edited at: 13th Jan 2005 01:08
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Posted: 13th Jan 2005 01:15 Edited at: 13th Jan 2005 01:15
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Quote: "It would so be neo, since neo would know that yoda doesn't really exist. Neo could make that lightsaber into a little 25 cent flashlight."


But Yoda has so much knowledge of the force and how it surrounds and makes up everything that he could make Neo implode. (Or just throw his flashlight really really hard.)



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Posted: 13th Jan 2005 01:25 Edited at: 13th Jan 2005 01:26
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Dunno, but I'm sure with the current trend in (cough) block busters Character A vs Character B movies, we'll see Neo Vs Yoda soon....

Then hopefully a tag team with Alien & Predator & Jason an Freddy..

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nah, neo knows that the "force" is all a lie, because it's just a computer simulation, and would be a much more powerful person than yoda, who believes in the force, rather than the truth!


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Everyone knows Neo would win (he is practically invulnerable, but I'd be rooting for Yoda.


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yoda's just an old crap hippy... Go Neo!


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C'mon it's pretty obvious that Yoda would win. Mainly because Neo was pretty lame in the last Matrix movie. And he's let down by serious private Idaho moments. Although BillandTediness raises the bar slightly I agree...

No, Yoda would win. Even though he's been dead for quite a long time, he would still have him. Plus Neo is only decent in the Matrix, once he's out of it he's just a complete spanner.

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Travis P would pwn both

Note: The above I didn't say, your just crazy.

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What about Yoda V 'Dirty' Harry ?
Or Neo V one of the Terminators ?

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unfortunately, the only place the "force" could possibly exist is in the matrix


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Quote: "unfortunately, the only place the "force" could possibly exist is in the matrix"


But according to Yoda in one of the Star Wars movies (can't remember which one) the force is like a life energy that surrounds and supports everything, whereas the Matrix is, well I don't have a clue what the matrix is, only watched the films for the fight scenes but Yoda has a big green glow stick so I'll go for him.

Ofcourse you could give Neo a big green glow stick aswell. Now that's something I'd pay to see.




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Neo all the way.
The proof is in a flash movie on newgrounds. The Matrix spoof one. In that Neo shows a Jedi how making things fly through the air is realy done.
That´s far better proof than that crappy Matrix rip-off called Matrix Revolutions. The real Matrix 3 is out there somewhere....


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Neo from Matrix 1, he was soooo much cooler, in the last two he just wears dresses

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Quote: "in the last two he just wears dresses "


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Isn't it obvious?

It'd be a tie, according to both of each movie series latest movie (in episode order, not order produced), both characters are dead, one of which was cremated (sp?), the other carried away by a big fricken robot (and probably thrown in a trash can).

So neither can beat each other. End of story.

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lol, you've got a point there. Looks like it's time to start a cat vs dog thread.



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Oy!!! Whiskers boy, NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Enough of that. Stick with the little green guy....

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Neo, would just fly into him at lik a million miles and hour and like blast that old green dude into a gazillian pieces, and then blow those pieces up even mORe! and then blow up the even smaller pieces even more!!!!!111!!! that would be the R0x0R$

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OH!ButeventhoughYodadiedinthethirdmovieattheendyousawhimandObi_wanand
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thoughtheyarebothdeadYodawinwinbydefaultsincehe'sstillpartiallyalive!

And on a side note, when I went to see episode II in theaters, when Yoda took out his lightsaber peole actually cheered. Did they do that when Neo started fighting in the Matrix Reloaded? Nope.

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Silly rabbit, Dogs rule.
If you don't think so, then you should count the number of stray cats run over by cars, and compare them to the number of stray dogs that were run over. I've never seen a stray dog flat on the asphalt, but I've seen PLENTY of cats, rabbits, cows (actually, just one cow), rats, frogs...

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Methinks I feel like another cat kebab.... mmmmm... minty....

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Quote: "I've never seen a stray dog flat on the asphalt, but I've seen PLENTY of cats, rabbits, cows (actually, just one cow), rats, frogs..."


I've never seen a cat dead at the side of the road, plenty of deers, badgers, hedgehogs etc.

p.s. And no TKF15H you don't need to post another picture of a dead cat, I know they exist, I just never happen to have seen one lying at the side of the road.





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I've never seen a dead cat around my area, but then we have a lot of kebab vans.

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actually i believe i would win, see cause i would tell neo that he is a god damn pussy, cause he was so tough and unstoppable at the end of the first one, but then all of a sudden he has emotional problems in number 2 and 3, and then i would tell yoda that he was only good when jim henson did him, and as a cg character freakin sucked, then yoda would get all cut and have a big cry, then i will take that dark haired shiela that knows that french dude in number 2, kick haiden christenson in teh teeth (if that is his real name) and sit on my pirate throne of the dark side in real life, no pussy robots will dare challenge my force lightning. problem solved.

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Yoda would win all the way. Neo would be hindered by Keanu Reeve's inability to act.

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Quote: "It would so be neo, since neo would know that yoda doesn't really exist. Neo could make that lightsaber into a little 25 cent flashlight."


Not necessarily, it's circumstancial. Who says that Yoda is in the matrix? If they're in the real world, then the force exists, Neo isn't a jedi, and therefore, he wouldn't stand a chance. If they were in the Matrix, then the force would just be the ability to control the matrix, and neo would win because he's the one.


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Quote: "It'd be a tie, according to both of each movie series latest movie (in episode order, not order produced), both characters are dead, one of which was cremated (sp?), the other carried away by a big fricken robot (and probably thrown in a trash can).

So neither can beat each other. End of story."


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Jim Henson never did Yoda

It was Frank OZ.

Im pretty sure that the Ewoks would win.

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neo would simply crumble yodas datafile at georgeys ranch.

yoda would be all messed up in his renders and neo could easily delete parts of him like ears and light sabres.

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Yoda would simply snip one of the stunt wires holding neo in the air. Since anti gravity is an illusion created by these wires, Neo would have a nasty fall. Bwhaha

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Wow...
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Depends which Yoda from which episode your talking about... well actually either way Yoda would win. Yoda kicks ass... neo is played by Keanu Reeves, and he's a miserable failure.

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Isn't Yoda dead? Maybe one of his kids could fight Neo.

Or maybe Neo is too busy kicking the Wachowski's ass' for stealing the Matrix screenplay from another author and not giving credit where credit's due? *


* And yes that did happen. They just lost a major court case over it. They're thieves.


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Quote: " Jim Henson never did Yoda

It was Frank OZ."


I know, it was the jim henson crew that did teh star wars puppets, but i was saying puppets over cg any day.

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Yeah, but Yoda is green. So he obviously will win. When he gets angry does he turn pink?

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if both neo and yoda are dead, then they could fight in some sort of spirit realm and never die, somewhat like Dragon ball z.

If in the case that they were still alive then it would have to be yoda - he's small, green, ugly, wise and has a zappo wacky stik, all the elements of a true small, green, ugly, wise and zappo wacky stik weilding heroin.

Besides neo is a rather intelectually disabled being (see stiktrix resolutions on stickpage.com).



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Quote: "then they could fight in some sort of spirit realm and never die"


Ah, but that all depends on a viewers religion. You gotta remember that.

Personally I'd think Neo would go to heaven, and Yoda would go to hell, to unleash the dark side he's been bottling up, and to become the new master devil person. He'd be the ultimate devil sith lord person thing.

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lol...

i think they'd start to fight and then realize the futility of fighting and sit down for a looong talk about world peace...(and maybe even go walking on the beach...)

then yoda would pull out his light saber and cut neo in half

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Heh. I also love Return of Ganondorf, The One Ring Series (he finally made the thrird one! woot!), and the FFVII parody. The second Mtrix has you is really funny too. The funniest one would probably be the first one (The Matrix, is a system Neo)

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Yoda could start hitting neo on the head with his walking stick...

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Quote: "Yoda could start hitting neo on the head with his walking stick... "


Isn't he a bit short to be doing that, maybe he could whack Neo in the grapes.




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...Are they fighting in The Matrix or are they fighting in the real world? That question easily decides who wins

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Hmmm. Think you are not quite on the same thought wave as the last page or so of posts.... eg.

What easily decides who would win is which one has the bigger ears. As this mirrors real life.... A mate of mine would win that one, he is like Dumbo or somesuch...

Oh, and slightly seriously, Yoda would win if everyone watching was over 25 years old (perhaps 30....), and Neo would win if anyone else was watching. Although Yoda would win if there was any justice in the world.... damn.. getting old... then again, old wooden actor himself is over 40 now. Grief. Best thing he ever did was Bill and Ted : Discuss.

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Ps. Having friends say things like "Awwww... look at cute little Yoda with his toy glowy sword! How cuuuutttteeeeee...", really drops the mood a little. Can't stop thinking of him like a Mogwai now... grrr.. <bright light>

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