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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] CENSORSHIP AGAIN RAISES ITS UGLY HEAD

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Final Epsilon
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:30
<chokes on it>
David T
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:30
I don't know what's more disturbing, that a 150 reply thread has been spun off completely about me, or that you're all fantasising about me

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Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:31
<gives David T a piece of the Purple Snickers and a pat on the back for being a good chap>

-This...is my boomstick!
Frozen Flame
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:31
<walks out of bathroom and stare at everyone running around screaming and falling>

<goes back in bathroom>

*Click*

<door locked>
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:33
<slides passcodes to "Moderator Power" under door for F5OZ3N FLAM3 to read while in the bathroom>

-This...is my boomstick!
David T
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:34
I wonder, what on earth would you all do is the < > keys were broken on your keyboard?

All I did was lock a thread, now this Much more contraversial things have been done

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Ilya
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:35 Edited at: 26th Jan 2005 06:37
<Brainwashes ya'll with this code>

<So it's not funny...>
<Anyway, focus in on it a lot...>
<Does it work?>
<Once you focus or defocus enough, you'll see some moving shapes>

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:36
<David T wonders should he lock the thread, even though no rules has been broken and the post is in the correct fourm, Cellbloc gives him another Purple Snickers and tells him not to drink the coffee>

-This...is my boomstick!
Neofish
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:37
Quote: "I wonder, what on earth would you all do is the < > keys were broken on your keyboard?"

use *s

Quote: "David T wonders should he lock the thread"

DO

Ilya
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:39
<Tells Cellbloc to read some of the thread.. You must've missed the top of this page...>

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Final Epsilon
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:41
<rips out the <> keys *
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:41
<forgot that the coffee spilt and blew up, gives David T a coke from the smashed vending machine>

-This...is my boomstick!
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:43
(needs to find another keyboard from the board room, until then uses the broken one)

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:52
(stands in the middle of the room watching evrything wondering what is going on, and smoking a pipe)

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:54
i can't believe this hasn't been locked.


<sics giant mushrooms on everyone in forum>

Am I an Idiot...or is everyone else just really smart?
i am foonman305
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:57
(turns into flip out ninja and kills giant mushrooms

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 06:57
<uses a sharpie to draw angled brackets on keyboard, now work fine>

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:01
(chucks hot tea over cellbloc for putting brackets back on)
(then see's whats hes done and says sorry and passes first aid)

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:04
(screams, then gives Samoz83 a piece of the Purple Snicker)

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:05
(thinks, then eats Purple Snicker mmmmmm and then goes crazy )

SaM
Ilya
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:07 Edited at: 26th Jan 2005 07:07
<Altered version of the code>


Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:09
(crawls over to the empty fire extinguisher near the bathroom, uses some duck tape and builds a space shuttle from his MacGyver's Manual)

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:10
(says: so thats whats in them, then goes away and trys to hack into the forums to make self a mod)

SaM
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:10
(doesn't work, trys to spy on mods to nick thier passwords)

SaM
Final Epsilon
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:13
<builds a mansion out of toothpicks and paper plates.>
Ilya
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:14
<Your mansion falls down and a toothpick stabs you in the eye...>

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:14
(whispers that David T is in the board room down the hall and to the left "see page 1")

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:15 Edited at: 26th Jan 2005 07:17
(goes to board room down the hall and to the left)

SaM
Baggers
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:15 Edited at: 26th Jan 2005 07:16
<About Rich's comment> OOOMFF ! and thats how the boss man handles things !

(sorry for inturupting your...um...story telling exercise)
Benjamin
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:19
Quote: "It is a waste of everybodies time and COMPLETLY pointless! "

Thats rich coming from you

CURRENT PROJECT: Chaos Hizzle Demo
STATUS: Release of BETA imminent!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:19
(slaps Baggers for inturupting our story telling exercise)

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:19
<comes out of bathroom>

<runs into pong room but slips on the ping pong ball..>

<in pain stands up walks over to cellbloc and asks for some purple snickers>

<no snickers left...>

<Sequence of Emotions: >

<Realize what i have become >

<Offers Cellbloc an Apple >
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:21
(picks up ping pong ball and sneaks off to hide)

SaM
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:22
<offers Baggers a piece of Purple Snickers, then follow Samoz83>

-This...is my boomstick!
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:23
(looks behind to see if anyone is following, nope, cuddles up to a teddy bear and goes to sleep)

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:26
<Take out Super-ultra-mega-superduper-awesome-lighting-boom-space-w0w-look-at-that-gun gun and blows you all away! 0_o >

And God said," Let there be light!". And there was light.
Samoz83
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:27 Edited at: 26th Jan 2005 07:27
(wakes up and see's everyone but me is dead,im not because i had a super teddy goes back to sleep)

SaM
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:39
<since the panda was stuffed.. i cut open its back and got inside. now i walk around the room in a panda suit>

<walks over to sterio system, cranks up volume and presses play> (ROCK music)

<go on a rampage on everyone with the weapons equiped to giant panda already>
Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:45
*fantasizes about DavdT's modgranting snickers....eat a snickers and become a mod...*

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---Woody Allen
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Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 07:50
<get the brackets working again, searches for ping pong balls and and super glue>

-This...is my boomstick!
6r1m r34p0r
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 08:06 Edited at: 27th Jan 2005 06:09
<quietly snipes Cellbloc with an AWP and silecer in the head from a distant building and begins to blast at the nearest moderator with a PARA>
<realises nearest mod is Exeat, and stops firing

...perfecting my reality...
Cellbloc Studios
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 08:09
<uses his anto AWP spray and the bullet is deflected. Offers Enders game a piece of the Purple Snickers>

-This...is my boomstick!
Dave J
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 08:43
What the Hell?


"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers."
Neofish
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:25
Just be glad you weren't here for the majority of it...please lock!

Mx5 kris
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:32
<uses magical blow up doll to kill teh mods!!!!11112234455>
<Eats Rich and becomes admin>

By Plahzmah:
Quote: "Quote: "and if i want to make a gory game ?""

Well take a screenshot then open it up in Photoshop and make it look gory. Then put on the Box Art.
Frozen Flame
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:33
<sits in a cornor eating bamboo> heh..
Neofish
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:41
omgwtfbbq!!!?!!1oneone!!?12!

Coding Fodder
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:49
Peeks through a window and smiles at all the divers cartoon activity.

laughs at the expense of the people who read the whole thread and then demand that it be locked.... multiple times which means they keep coming back for more.

leaves. but not before using my remaining mana to summon an anvil shower

Something really catchy that makes people stop and think about the meaning of life and say to themselves "My but thats clever"
Mr Underhill
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 09:56
*bangs his head on the desk*

My name is Underhill...commit it to memory.
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Ian T
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Posted: 26th Jan 2005 12:03
These forums are going to the dogs

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