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DarkBASIC Professional Discussion / Ode to Ignorance and Stupidity

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Rob K
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:03
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I would like to immortalise this thread from the old DarkBASIC archives - a testament to the power of stupidity and ignorance of some of the unfortunate souls in this world. Thanks to Rich for making this possible.

http://http://www.darkbasic.com/forum_archive/read.php?f=1&i=11126&t=10793
NOBODY has a forum name as stupid as Darth Shader. I do.
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MrTAToad
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:30
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Oh yes - an no need for double http:// you know...

Good news everyone! I really am THAT good...
http://www.nickk.nildram.co.uk/ for great plug-ins - oh my, yes!
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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:31
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Ehm, doesn't work.

I didn't steal it!
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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:32
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Hehe, I didn't notice it, stupid stupid me!

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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:36
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LOL! This is just soooooo funny!

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:43
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DA CODES!

hehee... kinda stupid - wonder why i wasn't involved in that, looks like my kinda post fest

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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 00:53
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Yeah! U people so stupid, I ask for da codes, and U say to read book, me dont ask for book, me ask for da codes! @$€#)(#¤%

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randi
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 01:24
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"Oh yes - an no need for double http:// you know..."

It is the HREF button adding the extra http://.
It did it with one of my posts too.

no href button...
http://www.darkbasicpro.com

Same url with href button used...
http://http://www.darkbasicpro.com

Actually...
You can see that it adds it when you push the button.
But of course no one notices it.

Randi
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IanM
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 01:44
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That absolutely had to be a wind-up. No-one could be that stupid/ignorant...

GIMME DA CODES!
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Dr OcCuLt
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 01:47
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o yes thay can.
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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 03:13
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Actually, I have met these kind of people in real-life. Trust me, it is NOT funny at all.

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hexGEAR
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 03:50
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heh, that's pretty funny stuff, reminds me of myself when i started out, only difference was i asked those questions to myself

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MrTAToad
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 08:41
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So you all cant do this then :

http://www.darkbasic.com/forum_archive/read.php?f=1&i=11126&t=10793

Good news everyone! I really am THAT good...
http://www.nickk.nildram.co.uk/ for great plug-ins - oh my, yes!
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 08:42
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Is it me, or am I great ?

Good news everyone! I really am THAT good...
http://www.nickk.nildram.co.uk/ for great plug-ins - oh my, yes!
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WarWolf,

You're right; they aren't very funny at all. They are like the most annoying people in the entire world. The only way to compensate for their lack of knowledge is to go with your smart friends and laugh your ass off at (not with) the stupid people.

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Megaman X
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 17:01
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wow, I cannot believe this post was archived since 06-23-01 15:28 I was there and more a bunch of db guys I've never seem again here around , like DarkMOUSE and Shivan .

Is it copyrighter stuff or could I add to my site as historical stuff? This is the best .

WarWolf u've met this kind of peoples in real life? how could u let him escape...lol, j/k

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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 17:20
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Hehe, I still a guy like this. He stopped trying to learn programming a long time ago though. He asked me once after reading several books on C++: "Hey, you, I don't quite understand this with variables. What is a variable? Are they really necessary if I want to make a game?", and I said something like "If you haven't even learned about variables yet, then I think you should wait a few years before you try to learn C++. Or at least try something easier." That opened the gates of hell for a while. =)
For example, he started accusing me of being a stupid John Carmack-wannabe (anyway, who isn't? =) ).

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WarWolf
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 17:26
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Oooops, supposed to be "I still KNOW a guy like this" in the first sentence.

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 20:23
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WarWolf you get idiots like that all the time i mean its just stupid ... i mean firstly programming isn't hard its mostly common sense (which these people have non) ... secondly to get good you can't read a book look at the pictures or cut&paste code and wonder why it doesn't work directly.

i mean they're funny for all of 5mins, until they bug you too much and you think "oh fudge this!" and tell them where to stick it ... then suddenly YOUR the bad guy.
theres and even worse set of people, which will sit there and act like they know everything - and at the time can sound impressive but when you really start working on something you go - "hold on, what the hell was he smokin'!"

annoyingly i appear to be attracting these kinds on my msn, so they'd be like "oh i know howto do this, but i'd like to know how YOU'd do this" ... i mean i've been asked some real eyebrow raising questions.

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David T
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 20:36
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When will people learn the plural of "code" is "code"?

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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 20:41
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i always thought code was a plural, because its a section of code

a 'code' is a section of alpha-numerics used to unlock something
to 'code' is to sequence this alpha-numeric combination

and technically really they're not codes but programming functions and program snippets
i'm still confused to where the term coding could've come from as really the only thing you could technically code would be direct Binary/Hex programming, which if your smart enough to do you'd code in that simply to give yourself a more viable way to make it quicker and easier within a more native language - but ho hum eh

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OMG!!! YOU FOUND DACODES!!!
FINALLY! I tried so hard to find this, but I didn't know there was a archive

I love this post

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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 21:41
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My god, what a loser.

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Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of samishi?
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Posted: 15th Feb 2003 22:04
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altho, this one was pretty good...

http://www.darkbasic.com/forum_archive/read.php?f=5&i=53642&t=51984
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whats a h4x0r?
i'm guessing it stands for hacker right?

i so hate that f**ckin' leet language ... and i hate it with a PASSION!

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Ya, it means hacker. Those @ssholes who use leet speak think they're so cool

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